Physics Physics by areallystupidguy 2-22-04

Uniform motion is motion at a constant speed in a straight line. Uniform motion can be described by a few simple equations. The distance s covered by a body moving with velocity... Uniformly accelerated motion is motion during which the acceleration remains constant. The average velocity during this time is one half the sum of the initial and final velocities. what the fuck are you talking about?

this basically sums up my entire high school life so far.

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It's grime time.

They actually discuss topics like uniform motion there? How about particle physics and quantum sigularities?

Well, actually, my science teacher did briefly touch on black holes, but nothing that in-depth. Then again, I never got through physical science, so I wouldn't know what the chem lab did.

Though, judging from our incredibly limited textbooks, which were used for all science classes (Life, Physical, and higher sciences), apart from chemistry formulas, I doubt there was much in-depth study of anything there. We were lucky to learn the difference between plant and animal cells.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm currently taking a physics class, which inspired this:

Heart of Dorkness by wirthling 9-27-03

He was being groomed for one of the top slots of the corporation. IT Director, CIO, anything. In 2003, he was finishing up an IT degree when things started to slip. He applied to the University of MD. Physics? He was 36 years old. They must have thought he was some far-out old man graphing those equations. I did it when I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. He could have gone for Webmaster, but he went for himself instead... ...the vector...the vector...

I frequently think of this comic while in class:

I stole this joke from my friend. Dont' tell him by ObiJo 2-10-01

Good morning, class. Today we'll be discussing Isaac Newton. Newton was a great man who invented both Physics and Calculus. At the age of 20, he didn't even know geometry, but just 3 years later... Newton invented Physics AND Calculus? What an asshole!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."