I bother...because it takes care of 1 hour where I would be just sitting there. Aren't you glad that I use this time to annoy you all on this forum?

End of the World Celebration by NooniePuuBunny 2-26-04

The end of the world really scares me. How so? I mean...what if Jesus comes back and I'm not ready? What if I'm caught up in my boxers brushing my teeth and he comes just as I'm having an impure thought!? I CANT HANDLE IT, MAN! Dude! You seriously need to cut back on the caffiene!

Stay Far Far Away from Fortune Tellers... by NooniePuuBunny 2-22-04

I am feeling very unsure of the future with the political unrest, wars, and evil around every bend. Please tell me what lies ahead in my path, Fortune Teller. Ahh yes...I shall have to consult the spirits of the crystal. I seeeee...I seeee...OH MY! What?! What do you see?! I see you forking over all your money.

Rabies Shots by NooniePuuBunny 2-24-04

Awww...what a cute little squirrel! Hey, little guy! Would you like a peanut? chee...CHEE! Scene edited for graphic violence. AGH! STOP! OWWW! NO! DONT BITE THERE! YAAAAAAAAAAGH! CHEEE! CHEEE! I hate squirrels... *chitter*

How most people on this site view Christians by NooniePuuBunny 2-26-04

We will now say the Lord's Prayer together in class today. I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe in God. I'm going to excuse myself to the hall until you guys are finished. You don't seem to understand.... WE will now say the Lord's Prayer. TOGETHER! Got that?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

i like it enough to want to steal aspects from it.

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i want to piss on you

The middle two are overdone and blah, but the first and the last one you posted were great. Nice work; I hope to see more.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Am I the only one who didn't laugh?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dude, I so know what you mean. Whatever you steal from him I want a cut of. What do you say to 35%?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Dude, I so know what you mean. Whatever you steal from him I want a cut of. What do you say to 35%?

*Note* I am female.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Good job! I thought a lot of your work was funny! LOL funny. :D

hell...i laughed

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Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!