Holy fucking shit. I can't belive I actually WON one of these. That's incredible. Thanks to shark_energy. Great guy.

Well, here's your comic!

FTC 25 Model by possums 2-27-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man.

Bonus points for photoshopped entries, stoned or drunk entries, and pictures of cows.

FTC 25: Buffo is a dumb name! by boinky33 2-27-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Afterwards.... I FINALLY got a bone!

FTC #25: Well...he say he was going down. by NooniePuuBunny 2-27-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Hehe...finally got my bone. Suddenly...I don't want to know anything you'd have to say... I think I'm going to go call my therapist...

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Where are your cows?

FTC-the politics of E and U by xxausrottenxx 2-28-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. bones....bonus....oh well moo?

FTC-hey, it worked for possums by xxausrottenxx 2-28-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. um....all your bones are belong to us?

FTC-south park represent by xxausrottenxx 2-28-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. aww, does someone need a red rocket?

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Where are your cows?

FTC 25: Boy goes down on dog :\ by bladderface11 2-28-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Boy turns off the lights... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! What the hell are you playing at?? Sorry, i didnt see the comma in your last sentence....my bad.

FTC 25: Those damn laws by bladderface11 2-28-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say That's it. You're going down, man. 15 Minutes Later Since when was a boy being cornholed by a dog illegal?? Beats me.

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ooh. touché, NooniePuu. I liked that one.

And remember folks, the dog needs to be using a thought bubble, otherwise the comic doesn't make any sense.

Muu.

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FTC #25: Bone Appetite by Xuanwu 2-29-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Later... *chomp chew* Needs spice. I think I'll go eat Geri Halliwell next...

Greek cows say "mu."

FTC 25: How annoying by bladderface11 2-29-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. We interupt this comic to give you a boring news flash that nobody cares about.

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the dog needs to be using a thought bubble, otherwise the comic doesn't make any sense.

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FTC 25: Dogslation stocks on the up by shark_energy 3-01-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Over the next few years, the needless death of young Micky McGhee led to an influx of dog translation services such as Senor Poochy... So whats the verdict? Why has Spike been so grouchy? He say you ava stolen his testicales!

FTC 25 - Caninelingus by MikeyG 3-01-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Damn, all I have to do is THINK a double entendre and this motherfucker jumps! *slurp slurp gag*

FTC 25 - Say Hello to Yellow by MikeyG 3-01-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. PPPPSSSSSSSSSssssssss...... Arf! Bow wow! Buffo, what are you doing to my shoe? AW NO, THESE ARE $100 TIMBERLANDS! BAD DOG, BAD DOG!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm so drunk I nearly forgot my cow picture!

thats an odd breed

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....(..)........"Moo! I say Moo boy"

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wow. you used my line. and forgot backgrounds! nice.

anyway, judging will be on friday or saturday because I have finals and shit coming up. so... hurry.

It's a tribute man. And I never forgot the background, you're computer must be taking it's time loading the strip fully.

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FTC25: The Shark Has Been Jumped. by UnknownEric 3-02-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. Sure enough, I get the human who likes it. Ooooh! A Cleveland Steamer!

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I has a flavor!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What has four legs and one arm?
A Happy Rottweilder.

Nice one, Mikey.

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I still can't see them.

FTC 25: Feline Power by Spankling 3-03-04

Listen you sack of shit. I'm telling you one more time. GIVE ME MY BONE. It would be great if you could talk, Buffo! Then I could understand everything you say! That's it. You're going down, man. uh-oh... You want somethin to chew on little dog? Maybe Blondy doesn't know how to handle you but I do! I hope you have the number to the vet handy...

That last one moves in the last frame from my machine, but not after I FTP'd it up. I don't know why the animated gif doesn't work. sigh. And it was such high-brow humor too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Dirty, dirty, man, must, stop, watching.

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