I've got a ton more that I haven't used, I'm just lazy.

Also, these are better if you know that most of these quotes were last words.

Game quotes by NeoVid 2-02-04

This scroll is useless. It just says "HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR." I bet without Mjolnir you're a pansy. There won't be any surprises. I own this adventure myself. They won't attack for no reason. They're willing to talk if I drop my weapons? Okay. This ring of flying has a time limit?

Game quotes 2 by NeoVid 2-02-04

OK, Odin, if you won't answer, here's what I really think! You can't disintegrate yourself. Here, watch. Sure, I humiliated the GM in class, but he won't take it out on my character. I spilled the oil on myself. I'd better get it off before we face the red dragon. I could only fail if I roll a 1 twice in a row. Well, he's Lawful Evil, so he should keep his word about not betraying us.

Game quotes 3 by NeoVid 2-03-04

What trap? Do you really think they'd leave the self-destruct button out where anyone can press it? Ha! Arrows versus Kevlar! Only six inches tall? ...Wait. Six SCALE inches? Well, I don't like this character anyway... here goes... Your mother was a gully dwarf.

Game quotes 4 by NeoVid 2-04-04

But the directions said to pull pin and throw! So what if the elves are black, you racist! Huh? I thought you said fifTEEN ogres... A pit? How original. I thought this GM was more creative. 23... 24! He's out of ammo! Uh, guys? Why are you looking at me like that? Guys?

Game quotes 5 by NeoVid 2-04-04

Wow, what could have done that to a giant? I'll cut the red wire. I'll try and hide in the room full of shadows. What do you mean, shadows with a capital S? Man, you're dumb even for a barbarian. Blue! No wait, yellow-AUUUGH! Lessee: AC 17, 3 HD +3, and D8+2 damage... OK, I can fight for four turns and still have 12 HP! Let's rock!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That rocked.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's all the encouragement I needed.

Game quotes 6 by NeoVid 2-04-04

I'll use the rocket launcher, since I'm so bad with guns. No security guards are that good. I'll talk to the blob. Remember the demon that used to be imprisoned downstairs? I'll hold my breath and run through the gas. I'm a vampire. No mortal can harm me.

Game quotes 7 by NeoVid 2-10-04

Why don't we look at what's chasing us? People that intelligent can't be warlike. There's eight of us, one of him, and he's not even armed! We'll open the door, throw in the dwarf, wait for the noise to stop and then open it again. What do we see? ...How many angry dwarves? I'm sure the troll will be too grateful for being freed to attack us. Anything but a 1...

Game quotes 8 by NeoVid 3-02-04

A huge gem surrounded by spikes with skewered skeletons on them? Too obvious to be a trap. I give the fire giants the finger. Shields are for wimps! My defensive spells should still be working... I broke my rapier parrying his axe? No prob, I have a spare. The air's solidifying? Uh, I start digging.

Game quotes 9 by NeoVid 3-02-04

Hey, why isn't my Detect Magic workin-AGGHHH... Why are there glowing red dots on your chest? I take my leg he just ripped off and club him with it. I parry the demon's greatsword with my stilletto! Hey, why's your suitcase ticking? A chest with no traps or locks? All right! I open it!

Game quotes 10 by NeoVid 3-02-04

I'm standing on a big X? Don't worry, they're all sworn pacifists. I have to do this to satisfy my honor. Can the spell use a substitute kind of blood? Nah, it's just a regular dragon with an illusion of four extra heads. The ogre just said, "I would prefer it if we cease hostility." My character has a heart attack from shock.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet