Hey guys!

I'm from the www.whatisexistence.com HL Mod Forums. Rituality pointed this place out, and a fair few of us have joined. Its an awesome system and we're having a real laugh :D check out my 5-part Why Squirrels Are Evil story!

Why Squirrels Are Evil by hostile17 8-22-01

Why Squirrels Are Evil pt 1 sounds fun... You seen that new mod, Existence? Its The Matrix but with no bullet-time. (Sorry Penny Arcade, it had to be done) No bullet-time? I think i'll go to the forums and suggest they add it. While you're there, point out how they missed Neo and Morpheus out. They'll LOVE that. Look forward (or backward, your choice) to Why Squirrels Are Evil pt2 hehehe Sucka.

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Existence Has You! Hostile17

Alright, pal, I've been to your website, and your character "Gabe Johnson" bears an absolutely uncanny resemblance to a Gabe of our own.

That's Gabe Billings, alright. I smell a lawsuit.

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I dunno - our gabe never looked so happy and light-hearted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And I'm usually not wearing pants.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That Gabe Billings is a bad mutha--

SHUT YO MOUTH!

But I'm talkin' about Gabe.

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Who's the bald private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks?

GABE!

Damn right.

He's a complicated man that no one understands but his donkey.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I thought they were called foals...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

Where'd this damn Hostile17 go, anyway? Did he just drive by to Spam us?

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