The Severed Head o' Mastalango-Kay by possums 3-24-04

I AM THE SEVERED HEAD OF MASTALANGO-KAY!!!! THIS IS MY STORY. Some guy who looked remarkably like Charlie Sheen was assigned to find me for gold... he was floating down a river in Mexico... Have you seen this head? Que? But little did he know the terrors that were to unfold while in Mexico! MUAHAHAHA Fuckin' burritos! Damn! *toot*

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.II by possums 3-24-04

After a tense battle with the runs... Allright, Dirty Sanchez. We're gonna have to keep moving if we want to get that severed head! Que? *walk, walk* *trudge, trudge* Say... why do they call you Dirty Sanchez, anyway? Nome de deus! I really hope it's not because of that thin layer of brown stuff under your moustache...

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.III: Apocalypse Later by possums 3-24-04

Suddenly! I morbidly-obese hack actor appeared! Jumpin' jehosaphat! It's Marlon Brando! That's Colonel Kurtz to you, buster. This is some great whisky, my boy! Normally, I would help... but... Dirty Sanchez! Get the camera! STELLLLAAAAAA!!!!

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt. IV by possums 3-24-04

They were in need of an Oscar-worthy monologue... Eh... señor... That head is close... I can smell the dried Cotton Candy and Vicks Vaporub... Señor!! There are most certainly what I've identified as "head-prints..." There are faceprints on the ground here, and that can only mean he's rolled to this spot... Yes, my life has been leading up to this moment. Don't you think so, Sanchez? Sanchez?

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt. V by possums 3-24-04

Jezum christ! It's the dominatrix dragon of Mastalango-Kay! You lousy cold-hearted bastard! I bet you ate Dirty Sanchez! What can I say, man? I'm a sucker for Mexican.

Well?

i : he!
ii: hehe!
III: hehehe!
Iv:eheh!
V: eh!

Overall: he! hehehe!

That Mexican guy reminded me of Manuel, the waiter in "Faulty Towers"
Anyway , in spanish its "Nombre de Dios"
"Nome de Deus" is portuguese =P

Still, pretty good, especially for the Mexican guy, and you win the "best use of Marlon Brando in a comic strip" Award.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Do you want to see 6-10?

This is your thread, possums, you should post them anyway.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.VI by possums 3-25-04

So, why, praytell, are you the dominatrix dragon? Well, it was one foggy day in Mississippi... There were yodelling jack-rabbits left and right, and gumbo aplenty. .... LITTLE OLD LADY WHOOO!?!? And then... aww god damn it! I lose more and more sex slaves that way.

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.VII by possums 3-25-04

Things feel so odd here without Dirty Sanchez... he was like a mother that I couldn't understand... At the Stereotypical Jungle Guide Discount Store... Howdy, counsler. Ahoy to you, counselee. It might behoove you to grant me a stereotypical jungle guide to aid me on my travels. What the fuck are you talking about? God damn hobos from the 30's...

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.VIII by possums 3-25-04

The Charlie Sheen lookalike finally had a stereotype guide to help him out. O shiat, Mistah Sheen! We'z gon' die! Cut that jibber-jabber, Jamal. We've got a severed head to find. O shiat! That seve'd head 'aint gon' get you nuttin'. What?! I said that that severed head isn't going to get you anything. Oh. I thought you said you stole my girlfriend. Hah! Silly me.

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.IX by possums 3-25-04

Hay, Mistah Sheen! I think we'z be comin' up to da base wey dat head is! I thought so! The irony is so thick, if you swallowed it, you'd choke and die. Jesus Christ, man! You're a complete tard! I'm not gonna be helping out any morons like this anymore! Bye! Aww, crap. So he quit, eh? Can I get a Sicilian this time?

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.X by possums 3-25-04

So Sheen and his new Sicilian counterpart took off. This time, the next comic will have the severed head in it! I know it! This is all important! Don't you agree, Mario? Lil' bit, Chuck. A lil' bit.

That was horrible.... DOITAGAIN DOITAGAIN

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Charlie Sheen lookalike eheheh. Those where good, but there was a definite lack of Brando in those.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

i love the stereotypical black kid from those 50's flicks. that's by far the best character!!!!

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i want to piss on you

I just finished reading "Heart of Darkness," the book Apocalypse Now is based on. There's the infamous line in it.... "Mistah Kutz... He deahd!"

The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.XI by possums 3-26-04

Suddenly! Marlon Brando rose from the hangover! The clusterfuck pidgeons of Genesis Park, Mario! It's Marlon Brando again! That's Don Vito Corleone to you, buster. I'm standing guard at the gates of Castle Mastalango-Kay! Why? Well, I owe the severed head a favor. What did he do for you? He's Francis freakin' Ford Coppola, he saved my career! Ooh, Canoli!

HAHA!

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My uncle once did a short that was just him filming Francis Ford Coppola making a pasta. He's very, very pretencious(sp).