The greatest talk show that fucked your mom.

The boinky33 show 1 by boinky33 4-09-04

Grandma's Homemade Dildos presents The boinky33 show! Featuring the boinky33 dancers! Now, on with the show: ............

The boinky33 show 2 by boinky33 4-10-04

Hello, and welcome to the show. I was planning on doing a monologue, but my dog ate it. Applause ............ ............ Well, this is starting out nicely.

The boinky33 show 3 by boinky33 4-10-04

Our first guest is Fred Savage! Hi, Fred Savage. So, what have you been doing lately? Nothing. Really? y-yeah....

The boinky33 show 4 by boinky33 4-10-04

I was in The Wonder Years!

The boinky33 show 5 by boinky33 4-10-04

Yeah, wasn't that like 17 years ago? 16, thank you very much! Got any money?

The boinky33 show 6 by boinky33 4-10-04

Uh, not for you. I think we should finish this interview now. You smell pretty bad. Okay, but may I tell the people out there something first? No- Everyone out there in tv-land! PLEASE, give me work! I'll do any movie, tv show, birthday party! Security. Hell, for 50 bucks, you can fuck me up the ass!

The boinky33 show 7 by boinky33 4-10-04

We are experiencing some technical difficulties. Please, don't change it to Conan. Now that Fred Savage was finally put out of his misery, we can return back to the show that is written by people who used to work for Jay Leno. Granted, they were his gardeners, but they still worked for him.

The boinky33 show 8 by boinky33 4-10-04

*political joke* *another political joke* *a joke that ends up talking about Paris Hilton being a slut*

The boinky33 show 9 by boinky33 4-10-04

Mail Bag Letter number one! Letter number one! Dear boinky33, you have no fans so this letter does not exist. Your pal, Mike. How does he know?

The boinky33 show 10 by boinky33 4-10-04

Now it's time for: Gay Pet Tricks! Here's Sparky the singing dog. Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling, From glen to glen and down the mountain side. The summer's gone, and all the leaves are falling. 'Tis ye, 'tis ye must go, and I must bide. After these messages we'll have a hampster who can roll over!

The boinky33 show 11 by boinky33 4-10-04

Wacky Newspaper Clippings It says here on a grocery store advertisment: 10% off all Granola Bats! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! WHOOOOO!.... Come on! Give me SOMETHING!

The boinky33 show 12 by boinky33 4-10-04

Well, folks! That's it! The show's over! YAAAAAA!!!! *WHISTLE* Now stay tuned for five hours of sex phone line infomercials!

The boinky33 show 13 by boinky33 4-10-04

Fucking finally! We're done! I had enough of trying to entertain those brainless drones! We're still rolling. I know!

The boinky33 show 14 by boinky33 4-10-04

What do you mean I'm fired, you piece of shit? I QUIT! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! In the end, boinky's show was cancelled after one episode and then he was secretly assasinated by the network a day later. The End.

at least its better than conan

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and funnier

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