Michael visits grandma I by lukket 4-11-04

How come I hate visiting my grandmother? I liked her a lot as a kid... Go away you silly Jehova's witnesses youngsters! Grandma. It's me, Michael! I'll tell your mother to make sure you get a job instead of running around intimidating people with that false religion! Now I remember...

Michael visits grandma II by lukket 4-11-04

Grandma, I do have a job. I work as an IT supporter. What's this "eye tea", and why do you absolutely have to support it. Isn't ordinary tea good enough for you!? "IT" stands for information technology, grandma, and I help people when it doesn't work. So you fix people's T.V.'s? That's a good job, boy. I often told your granddad to buy us a T.V., but he never thought it would catch on. No, Grandma, listen, I help people with their computers. Oh, that sounds dangerous with all those viruses that are around. I do hope you remember to take your vitamins.

Michael visits grandma III by lukket 4-11-04

Those computer viruses are not real viruses. They only infect computers. Besides I only help people with their Office applications. Non-existing viruses and office appliances? I'm getting very confused by all this. It's not office appliances, it's Office Applications! Who in their right mind would apply their office? It doesn't make sense. Oh well. It's hard to explain. Let's just say that I give support to the non-computer minded. You begin to sound like that Scientology guy I threw out yesterday.

Michael visits grandma IV by lukket 4-11-04

When do we get to see your girl-friend? I don't have a girl-friend at the time. It's ok. We are not condemning. You can tell me what his name is. What? I don't have a boy-friend. I prefer girls. That's nice to hear. Your granddad and I look forward to having great grand children. And we don't get any younger, you know. Please think of your old grand parents. As if my performance anxiety wasn't great enough already.

Michael visits grandma V by lukket 4-11-04

You should get a sound hobby, sweetie, that's the way I met your granddad. He was in the YMCA, and I was in the YWCA, and during a jamboree, I lost my way in the night, and he let me stay in his tent. And we did more than just roasting marshmellows, if you know what I mean. I wish I could delete that internal picture I just got.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Until you started getting into the IT stuff, it sounded exactly like a visit to my gran. Good stuff!

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Mediocrity at its most average.