Meanwhile, in Laramie, Wyoming by boorite 4-08-04

Hey, I haven't seen one Scientologist since I moved here.

Ivy sows chaos in the middle of nowhere by boorite 4-12-04

Scientology Headquarters. How come I never see you guys here in Wyoming? Our market analysis indicates that Wyoming is a vast frozen Hell sparsely populated by dirt farmers who are firmly entrenched in medeival beliefs. Who told you that? These rancher rubes are RICH off their asses, and they'll believe ANYTHING. Look there, Clem. A college boy in a suit and tie, comin' up our road. Must be from the bank. Your gun loaded?

Home on the range, where the Scientologists pray by boorite 4-12-04

You want me to PAY you to remove my WHATS? Engrams. Mental recordings of experiences containing pain and fear. They're the root cause of trouble in the reactive mind. How much to remove my hemorrhoids? They're a root cause of trouble in my asshole. We don't do that, but I have some brochures here on our Purification Rundown, which could-- How much to remove my boot from YOUR asshole? See, that's the reactive mind talking.

Apocalyptic faceoff on the high plains by boorite 4-12-04

Hey... I thought I was the only Scientology operative in Wyoming. No, I'm a Mormon. We are here in vast numbers. Oh. Could I interest you in some of our- No. Could I interest you in some of our- No.

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L. Ron Hubbard bombs in Laramie by boorite 4-12-04

Stop following me around. I just want to see how you Scientologists pitch it. Good afternoon, ma'am. Did you know your reactive mind may be imprinted with harmful- LOOK OUT, MA'AM! THIS MAN IS ARMED WITH A PHOTOMETER FROM RADIO SHACK! I'm being heckled by a Mormon. HERE COMES BIG SCIENCE, LADY!

Ivy reaps the whirlwind by boorite 4-12-04

Scientology HQ here. At your suggestion, we sent an operative up there to Wyoming. Have you seen him? Well, this morning I did see a naked guy tied to a lamp-post downtown. What did he look like? His head was shaved and had had "FAGIT" written on his forehead, in lipstick. That's him. Same thing happened when we sent one to Arkansas. Yes, I know. I mean, what a shame.

Series finale by boorite 4-13-04

What are you doing in my Scientology series? Same as always. I say "CUNT" and get my penis out. But-- CUNT! *flop* Well, that was topical. Don't ask me. I just work here.

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You magnificent cunt!

*flop*

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Dad was flammable

Boorite is so good that he makes you not want to finish the series that you are working on. And of course, Kajun is so hung that it makes you shield your penis from others when using a public urinal.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

And how do so many people know how Kajun is hung?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hope not. Your Hellboy series is truly the work of a magnificent cunt. And about the Apocalypse headline, in the movie? I was wondering the same damn thing myself.

And lo, the Cable went out by boorite 4-13-04

We interrupt this program with late-breaking news. The Apoc--

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Youre gonna be sorry Boo if the Apocalypse comes and you aint mowed that yard.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I hope not. Your Hellboy series is truly the work of a magnificent cunt. And about the Apocalypse headline, in the movie? I was wondering the same damn thing myself.

And lo, the Cable went out by boorite 4-13-04

We interrupt this program with late-breaking news. The Apoc--

Holy crap, that comic is so funny I can't re---

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yes, the cable going out really is brilliant. And I had mucho fin reading those Scientology strips. The showdown strip was awesome. I really want to see that happen here. Closest thing that happened was Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons came to my building at the same time. The JW had a car so I was hoping for the Mormons to get run over, but I think the JW got their message across. This is THEIR turf!

The neighbors are jealous of my tall, verdant grass, which waves majestically in the breeze. I might put some bison out there.

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Want some antelope? The damned things are everywhere around here. Tried to eat my lilac bushes. Bastards.

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Want some antelope?

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With mint jelly, please.

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