LOWEST DONATION EVAR!!!!

I am pleased to be presenting to you some old leftover smam casserole as a way of introducing myself.

SC Donators Only Forums. by smamurai 4-14-04

This is weird. It seems so decadent. I've never seen a velvet-lined 'reply box' before.

Sam There's a 92% Chance You're Here To Eat a Baby? by smamurai 4-06-04

I can help you, how? I wish to hire part 2 of this DVD. Part 2? It was hardly biographical. Not once did it mention Quantum Leap. Ma'am you rented Blacula. Who would have guessed he was a negro vampire before he became a Jewish white guy?

Dr. Corrupto - Hollywood Psychiatrist by smamurai 3-22-04

Did you express any emotion after your grandparents died in the accident? I started to go off the rails when they died. I stole money and jewellery from my parents. So, although your parents were also grieving, you thought it would be a good time to start stealing from them? Well, I suppose there is never really a good time to steal from your own folks. To tell the truth the best time is just after they have hired a new maid. Should you be saying that?

When Good Pets Go Bad. by smamurai 3-18-04

What is that smell? I don't know. Is it coming from you? Wait a minute could it be that... What? Ah yes, I am terribly sorry old chap but I appear to have aquired a rather nasty gangrene infection.

Pint of Tea Please. by smamurai 1-07-04

Dude! We gotta get outta here. This bar is for old people. We're the only ones here and we're young. The machine in the toilet dispenses tartan blankets! Let's finish our scones and get outta here.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

lewl gangrene infection.

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Haw!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

'Pint of Tea Please' is nothing short of comic genius. I bow humbly before its creator.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Priest Lambasted in Stereotype Shock Horror. by smamurai 4-22-04

Stop animal testing. Rats and beagles are people too. What kind of society tortures innocent animals? Won't somebody please think of the children? I will

Doc Racist M.D by smamurai 4-28-04

Well? I am afraid your son is infected with Welsh. Welsh? But he is Welsh doctor. That's what I said. Is it serious? Seriously shit.

I am just using this thread for random comics just now. Not sure how you all feel about that but let me know if this is not the done thing in CS. RMDC just seems so dirty now.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

The Art of Warped Logic by smamurai 5-05-04

So tell me, do you guys have any so called 'weapons of mass destruction? Tons of 'em. Ha! So then why don't we just come and invade your country eh? Because son, we have weapons..... of ...mass... destruction. Now get off my lawn!

At Least the Speeches are Consistent by smamurai 5-05-04

Make no mistake... ...I will be barely suppressing a smug grin throughout this entire speech.... ...and saying 'make no mistake' a lot.

Please Insert Coin by smamurai 5-05-04

Bush raps with kids to show he still cares about the little things... Mr President any tips on how I should approach my math test? Make no mistake. Can you tie my shoelace please? I will not bow down. Your replies are in context with my questions. Is it just coincidence or.... To terrorism.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Dr. Corrupto - Hollywood Psychiatrist Session2 by smamurai 5-05-04

Doc, until I become a bona-fide sex addict the press won't take me seriously. Ok take a look at these Rorschach tests. Tell me what animals you see. A clam. A beaver. A pussy. Um, dog? Is that one a dog? C'mon man, think outside her box. Um, black labiarador? We're done here. Take a couple of hookers and call me in the morning.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.