Excerpt from:
http://channels.aimtoday.com/celebrity/becksmith.jsp?floc=CE-MAIN-4-L3&p=102
"Things got complicated for tough girl Avril Lavigne who along with her family received some nasty threats. Detective Jerry Reiner would not discuss the contents of the messages but said that they scared the singer. Police recently arrested Seattle resident James Speedy and jailed him for investigation of the stalking but no word was released on what led police to this man."
Boinky, you're really James Speedy, aren't you!
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.