since chicka made such a rad series about me i figured id return the favor

happy birthday chicka-intro by xxausrottenxx 5-14-04

chicka, for your birthday i was gonna get you something real neat but due to problems with girls, i had not the time so i decided to crawl up that womb of yours to give you a heads up on what youll be expecting in a couple months

happy birthday chicka-first contact by xxausrottenxx 5-14-04

later whoa, is this what the inside of a vagina looks like? ... i can explain

happy birthday chicka-something else by xxausrottenxx 5-14-04

whoa, chicka's having an alien? im no alien, im a baby in fetus form ooh, rad, so why dont you just pop out right now, i mean you seem intelligent enough that would be a horrible idea have you seen carrot top?

happy birthday chicka-really cheesy ending by xxausrottenxx 5-14-04

phew, so chicka, everything looks a-okay happy birthday meanwhile RAAR! mOh.

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Haha, that's great. Glad to see Travis is happy, healthy, and wildly intellegent (which means he takes solely after his mom).

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Mediocrity at its most average.