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Spectre_General 
Nothing's gonna stand in our way... Not tonight.
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After a brief hiatus, I decided to finish my "Masked Goalie" comics series so that I can get back to the business of making disconnected, unfocused, gag strips.
As I have no idea how many comics etiquette suggests per post, I'm gonna stick a few of them up here, continuing from my last post, so you should propbably read that first. Rate 'em or let me know what you think, please oh please.
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| Our hero has infiltrated the Pirate lair by disguising himself as...himself. | |
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| Wha.. ARR! You be switchin' yer dialogue for yer inner monologue, arr... | |
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| Oh... Well this is awkward. | |
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Our hero has just inadvertantly revealed hi--
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| I don't be carin' who ye arr, but you'll not be interuptin' me salacious pirating of sweet internet booty. FIRE THE CANNON! | |
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| Did you just say interne-- | |
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| This just in, wannabe superhero "The Masked Goalie" has been killed in the line of duty whilst investigating an internet piracy ring. | |
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| According to his partner and only friend 'PCBoy' the would-be-valiant Goalie's last words were "Tell them I'm really dumb and I smell." As of this recording the validity of these claims is uncertain. | |
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| Hey you're me when I was a kid! | |
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| Yeah, I was a jerky kid. So this must be a journey through my past on the way to becoming a true hero! | |
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| Still, sucks that my last words were "I smell" huh? | |
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Our hero is shown visions from his past...
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| So what wisdom can you impart, jerkish younger me? | |
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| Remember... Daredevil was fine until the movie sucked it up a notch. | |
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| Remember never to give up! As a hero, you have to fight for what's right... like having slaves! | |
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| Gotcha. And...uh... aw crackers, I think this is too far back... | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Masked Goalie 11: the Watchmen ripoff']
I'll post the startling conclusion here later.
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Don't take crap from the zeitgeist.
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