Hi, My Name Is... by possums 5-29-04

In a café downtown... Are you the manager? That I am. I've been waiting here for over thirty minutes! I need a waiter! I apologize, sir, let me get right on that. Hi, I'm Charlie. Pleasing you pleases me.

The Bench in the Middle of the Ocean by possums 5-29-04

So this ass comes up to me and he's all, "Hey motherfucker! You betta' get 'tcho foot outta my ass!" And I'm all, "Fuck you, dude!" I'm onwy twee and a haff yeaws owd.

Mi Casa, Su Casa, He Casa?! by possums 5-29-04

Ah, Mark? Would you mind explaining why there's a sociopathic lizard in my closet? Oh, that's Tony. He's gonna be staying here for a while. You gotta tell me about these things, dude! This is MY house, ya know! I'm sorry. You should go meet him. Hi, I'm Bradley. Your suit is ugly.

That's the best title I've ever had.

Way To Take Paris By Storm, Evil Monster! by possums 5-29-04

Hi, can I get a- SACRE LE BLUE!!! IL EST UNE TRAVESTIE!!! Shhh! Shh! I'm not a transvestite! Please, try to keep it- MES AMIS! MES AMIS!! UNE TRAVESTIE!!! Another sad day in the life of an evil monster. I hate this place. Ooh la la!

Vos comics étaient funny.

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Blue is the color of victory.

BAHAHAHA!!! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!?!?!?

I mean, uh, merci, Gabu.

Wait, do you mean "Your comics were funny" as in, they used to be funny, or they are funny?

As in "I read them and thought that they were funny."

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Blue is the color of victory.

Awexome.

The Cthulhu should have eaten all of them.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nice hams.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now I know I'm not the only one that was staring at his meat.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Fun by possums 6-01-04

WEEE I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!! WOPROOOT?!?!?!? I LOVE CHICKENS!! MEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! Yep, I'm on acid.

"Way To Take Paris By Storm, Evil Monster!"

Awesome!

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Love, Tab.

Your comix have made me giggle like a little school girl who ate beans and onions for supper the night before school.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That's a rather smelly giggle.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I can let you have the quiche but that's it okay?

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Random Acts of Idiocy by possums 6-02-04

I've decided I'm going to be nicer to you. For instance, when I eat this sandwich, I'm going to chew quietly so you can work on your report! That's my sandwich. It's delicious.