Director-crabby
animation-xxausrottenxx
emotional support-cowtipper
sexiness-crabby

i hope everyone gets a chance to read this series.

Sex and the Crabby-1 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

so how bout that steph? isn't she the most beautiful girl ever? shes gorgeus dude she's MY girlfriend, you arent supposed to use different synonyms than i do, thats like undressing her with your eyes hhrm sorry, i mean she's hideus there we g- HEY!

Sex and the Crabby-2 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

hey there handsome um, hi Steph, is Pete around? oh no, hes out for the evening, but YOU can "cum" in if you like you spelled come wro- oh, alright i sure hope racial stereotypes are true

Sex and the Crabby-3 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

oh god! oh gosh, its so big! *click* steph...WHAT THE FUCK! that damn coral snake has gotta be around here somewhere i know, you'd think a big black snake would be easier to find than this

Sex and the Crabby-4 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

later that day Peter, if you can't trust me with your best friend, how can i trust you with our relationship what the hell does that mean? I'm breaking up with you Peter, I need some time apart ... now steph i know its opposite day and all but i....oh you're serious

Sex and the Crabby-5 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

i cant fucking believe that bitch she just needs some time to think it over dude, i thought you were my friend i mean, Yeah! fuck that whore, get some new poon a whore huh!? some friend you are!

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Sex and the Crabby-6 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

Why'd you do it Steph, he really loved you Oh hunny, he needs to get his life in line, but im alot more mature, i know a man when i see one well, all this talking is making me hungry, can i have a bite of that slim jim in your pocket what slim jim? YES!

Sex and the Crabby-7 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

A month later honey, i think we should clean out the attic, its starting to smell like your aunt silvia go on up, ill be up in a second In the attic man this attic is huge...say isn't that Pete's old phone? It still works, theres even an unheard message on it End of message *beep* Sweetheart im he- where'd you go, and why is Peters old phone....shit

Sex and the Crabby-8 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

i have to find Peter, what was on that message is too much for me to bear, he needs her back, and now excuse me sir, if you see a man named Peter coming through here will you give him this note? certainly that seemed a little easy he seems a little easy

Sex and the Crabby-9 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

Meanwhile sir, i believe i have a note for you for me? Its from my friend, he says Steph still loves me!! this is great news!! so "your friend" is available?

Sex and the Crabby-10 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

Meanwhile..Meanwhile hey, its a message from Steph *beep* Hi sweetie I just wanted to say im sorry for coming on to you so fast, I need you tonight *beep* hhm, being a friend to Pete, Sweet love to Steph? *beep* Another thing you stud, I bought flavored condoms*beep*

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Sex and the Crabby-11 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

later on hhm, no answer at Stephs, shes probably getting all lubed up for tonight, i should probably just go on in *click* Steph!? Pete!? What, you still trying to find that coral snake? oh...looks like you've found it alright

Sex and the Crabby-12 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

you have to face it dude, she's with me again i know, i figured it was for the best to get you two back together but you had sex with her while we were broken up, how is that being a good friend? agh, well if it makes it any better, the sex sucked you're saying my girlfriend isn't good enough for you?? some friend you are.

Sex and the Crabby 13 (note the number) by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

so...this is what it has come to. me sitting in my room crying over a girl that's not even mine ill show them both

Sex and the Crabby-14 by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

At Steph's house dude??? what are you doing? what i should have done the whole time. *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* OH MY GOD, HE HAS A GUN!!! you missed your own head, and shot my vase whoops, sorry

Sex and the Crabby-End by xxausrottenxx 6-09-04

you can't just shoot yourself over a girl i suppose you're right oh, Pete.. Fin.

So, did did you like it?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Yes I did did like it.

I was hoping crabby was going to be caught shagging Steph, but I liked it, good work aus.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.