These comics are an homage to the Master of Disaster, boinky33. Since I stole the idea from him I figured he might as well be the subject of them.

boinky33 1 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 once ate a bird's nest on a dare. boinky33 is currently serving ten to twenty in Sing Sing for bear cub molestation. boinky33 made a Sri Lankan boy cry. boinky33 flies over gypsy caravans and drops styrofoam peanuts on them. boinky33 is addicted to slow-motion gymnastics. boinky33 is the name of a Belgian colon cleanser.

boinky33 2 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 will only ride Clydesdale stallions. boinky33 can't fake the funk on some monkey spunk. boinky33 actually wrote the Godfather II. boinky33 was known as "Sammy the Sniper" back in the 'Nam. boinky33 once paid for his abortion with his paper route. boinky33 throws his poo at monkeys.

boinky33 3 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 sleeps with a Spongebob doll because he thinks his daddy won't touch his pee-pee when he holds it. boinky33 made my momma dig her own grave at gunpoint. boinky33 chews the legs on his mom's bedpost down by a third of an inch every two weeks. boinky33 tried to convince his mailman he was a rottweiler with a taste for human flesh. boinky33 only masturbates on the sixth minute of every hour out of fear of sending his grandmother to hell. boinky33 can't help touching produce at the supermarket.

boinky33 4 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 smells like curry powder when he sweats. boinky33 loves to cut the mustard. boinky33 walks around town hiding kosher dill pickles under things. boinky33 makes me wash his socks in lemon kool-aid. boinky33 once made love to me and then threw a 20 at me and told me to buy myself something nice. boinky33 has a pigeon-punting team that tours Guatemala.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

boinky33 5 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 can't seem to find his overalls. boinky33 has never tasted the sweet nectar of manhoney. boinky33 drinks manhoney like water. boinky33 ate all of mama bear's porridge. boinky33 is the Weapon of Mass Destruction the government has been looking for in Iraq. boinky33 has a black belt in your mother's ass.

boinky33 6 by MikeyG 6-14-04

boinky33 coined the term "vaginal blood fart". boinky33 can't take a punch. boinky33 makes Lou Reed sound like Stevie Wonder. boinky33 cornered the market on lowercase comic strippers. boinky33 is really Jesus. boinky33 is a genetic byproduct of syphillis.

boinky33 7 by MikeyG 6-15-04

boinky33 makes marmalade using motor oil, cheez whiz, and twinkie cream. And manhoney. boinky33 got pregnant with with MikeyG's child and the child ate its way out of his ass. boinky33 is madly in love with a lamp on his mother's nightstand. boinky33 is just like Viagra because he gives old men hard-ons. boinky33 is the Keanu Reeves of Napanee, Canada. boinky33 starred in a high school production of Point Break: The Musical.

boinky33 8 by MikeyG 6-15-04

boinky33 sometimes scratches his crotch in front of his mother just to see her reaction. boinky33 puts ketchup and mustard on his Frosted Mini-Wheats. boinky33 is not my lover, he's just a girl who thinks that I am the one. boinky33 strangled seven chickens in his Uncle's farm. He was never caught. boinky33 once sawed off several pig penises and told his girlfriend they were special Twizzlers. boinky33 is under the impression that he is quite a Lothario.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You rat bastard!