Pulp Crucifiction 1 by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

I haven't heard from that President Bush guy in a while. I wonder what he's up to? Didn't you hear? He and Vice President Cheney have made a secret pact with Satan. How do you think he got to bomb Iraq without being held accountable? To be continued ... WHAT?! That two time double crossing redneck! Send out my two best angels to deal with him!

Pulp Crucifiction 2 by MikeyG 7-06-04

Meanwhile... Yeeeeeeee haw!!! What's next on the lists, Uncle Dickie? Since we did such a good job shitting all over Iraq, I think Satan's gonna give us that shot at England. YEEEEEEE HAW!!! We'll rule the world! Let's just see what he says, m'kay? I like what you've done with the place. Oh, that? We just forgot to take that down after Reagan's Welcome party.

Pulp Crucifiction 3 by AtheistDiary 7-06-04

On the way to the white house ... You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in France? What does it matter? We have no stomachs, lungs, or sex organs, and our only purpose is to kill first born babies and serve the Lord's will. You really are a fuckin' drag sometimes, ya know that?

Pulp Crucifiction 4 by MikeyG 7-07-04

We're here a bit early. Let's hang back. I wish I'd been there when Jesus threw Saint Lucifer through the Pearlies. Well, motherfucker done gave Mary Magdalene a foot massage. Don't you think that's a li'l fucked up? Not when a motherfucker massage's your girl's feet with his asshole, motherfucker.

Pulp Crucifiction 5 by AtheistDiary 7-07-04

In the oval office DOES JESUS CHRIST LOOK LIKE A BITCH? What? Do you speak english? What? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT!? I think I took that in 4th grade once.

More coming soon

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Good comics, great title!

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Pulp Crucifiction 6 by MikeyG 7-08-04

But yeah, I do speak English. Listen, pal, I've got it on good word that you can kiss my ass. POW!!!!! Uh-oh.... AUUUUUGGGHHHHH! I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Did you just knock off my Dick?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.