An Answer to a Question by DragonXero 9-10-01

There have recently come about, questions about our orientation. Look, I like you as a friend, but... NOT THAT ORIENTATION, moron! We are facing toward the readers for the same reason actors in plays face the people watching. We're nervous? NO, you incompetent fool! Because it's impolite to not face the audience, it's standard theatre practice to talk TO the audience, as it projects your voice toward them. Wait, we don't have voices to project... Hey, I gotta tinkie.

There ya to Thomas.

I suppose this is quite a bit different from theatre, however, the idea still stands true.

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