CBS is known for bringing us quality, original, fantastic television! Or at least it WAS until about 15 years ago! Check out the new fall lineup...it will shock you.

CBS 2004 Fall Lineup Preview: "Days With Dahmer" by areallystupidguy 7-17-04

wow, that was a long flight! it feels great to finally get the chance to stretch my legs. dude, your house looks great! whaddaya got to eat? i'm starving! sorry man, i don't have anything really aside from the HUMAN FLESH. *cue laugh track*

CBS 2004 Fall Lineup Preview: "Furry Friends" by areallystupidguy 7-17-04

i'm sick and tired of our sexual experiences always ending with me getting your hairs caught in my teeth! alright alright, i'll shave my...down there. if it'll make you happy. i don't think that's the problem! *cue laugh track*

More on the way as more is made known to the public!

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It's grime time.

It's funny 'cause it's true.

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I has a flavor!

Old, but true...

The hottest new shows are on UPN! (PDF)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.