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| Aright La, Im Everton's star striker like, Wayne fookin Rooney, and im 'ere to address a few accusations which were recently brought up regarding my private life. | |
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| Before i start, im going to give this under age prostitute five dollars to perform fellatio on me .... i mean take notes for later distribution to the press. | |
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*CUT* Wayne , can we do this without the hooker?
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More Rooney comics please. Its topical and highly fucking amusing. For the Americans/Canucks reading, imagine the hottest talent in the NFL/NBA/NHL gets caught screwing hookers in a back street brothel, including a 44yr old Grandmother who dressed in a rubber catsuit for him.
After hes spent 2 years declaring his undying love for his pretty, blonde, 18yr old fiance.
And youd be about on track.
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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"
