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umfumdisi 
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Ivy was born in a crossfire hurricane...
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| Where's William F. Buckley when you need him? | |
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Ivy was raised by toothgnip the bearded fag.
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| No, no, Ivy. You slap first, then tickle. | |
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Ivy was drowned, washed up and left for dead.
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| Ivy, you mustn't try to rise above your station in life. | |
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| Ivy, you are a naughty little whore, and God hates you. | |
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| I'm just a fill-in. Ivy skipped class. | |
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| Remember, Ivy, the will of the people means nothing. The will of God rules all. | |
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| If God doesn't have a vagina, then I don't care about "His" will. | |
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Ivy gains fame and fortune on stripcreator.
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| I'll just post pictures of myself holding signs that cover my face. Maybe I'll do one in the buff. Who will notice? | |
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| Replies: 2,342 on October 10, 2004. | |
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Slowly she reveals that she married a powerful politician from Wyoming, then she took his job and and declared that Wyoming...
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| Nice to meet you, Mr. Cheney. | |
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| You love big oil? Me too!! URK--heart attack (and vine). | |
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would be known forever after as... IVYTOPIA.
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| I declare myself Queen For Life. All your bass are belong to me! | |
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| What will we put in our Bass-O-Matics? | |
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Recalling her past as a beardless goatling, Ivy becomes a champion of the poor and downtrodden.
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| I thought I was supposed to ignore the poor and downtrodden? | |
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| Did I teach you nothing about compassionate conservatism? | |
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And so the masses give their heroine a new name.
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However, Ivyta has dicounted the hypnotic power of the upper class.
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| You will use your wealth and power to usurp Ivyta. And you will give me a back rub. | |
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| Yes, I will stop the spread of Ivyta. And do you prefer scented or unscented oils? | |
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| So, what do you guys think of the series so far? | |
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| Yeah, throw us a boner already. | |
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| Patience, I didn't want to play the wangs card too early. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'IVYTA! Act Four: Exiled']
[Click to view comic: 'IVYTA! Act Five: Finale Finally']
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