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Dad was flammable

I'll be in the bathroom, rinsing my eyes with lye.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The baby's a bit dry-looking.

Also, it's really irresponsible to write obscene things on your baby, Kajun.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Eurgh. He's got his dad's eyes...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Obviously a preemie.

I'm going to stay away much longer next time I go away.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Your baby looks farmiliar....

Well at least you don't have to worry about anyone eating your baby.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Except the dingos.

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What others say about boorite!

Wow, your balls are really small. Go figure.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

My what?

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Dad was flammable

I think it's rather obvious that the object in question is your balls.

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AFROMANS MOVE

And next time you should write upside-down so we don't have to read your balls upside-down. That, or get someone else to take the picture. :)

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Siamese twins I see. When will the doctor be separating them?

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Get Your War On

Dude, you'd better get your baby out of that pinkish, creepy-looking afterbirth bag or it'll suffocate.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

My what?

The one on the left seems a lot bigger than the one on the right. Looks like my prayers have finally come true!