then you'll want to give these a pass.

Pussy Abuse: Variations on a PG-13 Theme by quodlibet 10-28-04

I bet you sickos clicked on the link looking for cheap titillation and general sluttery or another boring variant about anal sex. You won't find any of that here. It's rude and crude and boring. Also my mom the crazy insane ***** would beat the ****ing **** out of me if she found out. While singing Christmas carols. She knows I hate Christmas carols.

Pussy Abuse: Cat Lovers Unite! by quodlibet 10-28-04

I love cats. We've got at least nine at home. Probably a few more. It's hard to count them the way Mom stacks them in the freezer.

Pussy Abuse: The World According To... by quodlibet 10-28-04

I should explain that last comic. But it'd be a waste of time.

Pussy Abuse: The Revelation by quodlibet 10-28-04

My mom taught me to be a humane kid. She taught me about raindrops on roses and warm woolen mittens. She even gave me this ice cream cone right before dinner. She said it'll keep me cool and sweet inside. Because she says I'll roast on a spit in hell.

Pussy Abuse: All revelations are suspect by quodlibet 10-28-04

My mom really loves me. She gave me a kitten when I was little. It had nice soft fur. That's because it wasn't frozen yet.

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