Rantin' and Ravin': Let Sworp-Fest '04 Stop. Right now. by 80_Million_Fleas 11-05-04

Hello! It's been a little while after the elections and ask you can tell, lefters are pissed. TOBOR cannot cornhole with an official husband... Why? I dunno. It was their leftist media that told everyone to get out and vote... and they did.. and democracy worked. Get out and vote this Nov. 2nd... and make sure it's for Kerry! You love Kerry.. You.. Love.. Kerry.. *hypnotis* Even Kerry here consided and recognized the win... I don't like Bush and in all honestly, I don't like Kerry either. ...but just shut the fuck up about the Republican's win, alright? You voted, he lost... He couldn't pull in the undecided votes because he was talking out of both sides of his ass.. So get over yourself! Goddamnit! Just Goddamnit!

Rantin' and Ravin': The World Sucks. Invoke Agency Today! by 80_Million_Fleas 11-04-04

It was a time of Giving and a time of Greed... Hey! ANOTHER Check from the Welfare? Awesome! I used to live in the ghetto, but now I got mo' money! (Which I don't invest in the ghetto to try an inact change.) It was a time of Knowledge and a time of Ignorance... Wow.... McWorld vs. Jihad. That's a pretty scary future. Bah! j00 r soooo pwn3d!!!11shiftoneshiftone It was a time of Great Contradictions... Coming up next, Black people fight on for equality on into the 21st century... Only on the Black Channel, programming meant only for Black People. I understand the princibles behind the "Three of the Book" in the Koran. I also understand that you was just on a mission from the Red Cross to help me people out, but we're going to kill you anyway!

Rantin' and Ravin': Why Middle Easterns Are Pissed. by 80_Million_Fleas 11-02-04

Late '40s: The National of Israel is Created ... and put a nice Star of David on the Flag! Who is this asshole that has taken over my country without at least an opinion from me? The Cold War Era: America Builds Tons of Bases ... and put that missile silo over there! Who is this asshole that is putting bases on Holy Land? Iraq: Present You know, I really don't trust these assholes in our country. I heard they was putting in a McDonald's.

Rantin' and Ravin: Vote or Die Knowing These F-Heads Are by 80_Million_Fleas 11-02-04

Hi! I'm an incredibly hot guy you've probably seen in movies. Same here, what a small world. We're here to remind to vote today! (Which I was told was Nov. the 2nd). We've had no formal education past highschool but we think we have some clot because we're in movies and we're good looking. Yeah... so vote against big bussiness and Republicans! Even though the only reason we have any money is because of big bussiness and capitalism... but my agent says Democrats are hip! ...This is why I moved to France. This is why I killed myself.

Rantin' and Ravin': Guess Who's Back? by 80_Million_Fleas 11-02-04

Hey! You wanna over to your grampa's and piss him off? Nah, I'm grounded. My mom was found out that I was just sticking all those virus upgrades she's been giving me under my tounge. You're more then welcome to piss'em off though! Later... ... ... ... Doom 3.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.