I'm fascinated by what makes folks tick. Particularly, what people have nightmares about. Everyone has them and I'm sure that whatever deep seeded crap we have bouncing around our brains manifests in there. So that's the topic.

Your mission is to show what someone inparticular's nightmares look like. What does Ken Kaufman have nightmares about? Or the postman? Or aliens invading the Earth? Or you? Or even me, the lowly filing clerk? The possibilities are plentiful.

I'll give it a week, let's say. I'd prefer new comics, but if you're going to submit an old one, make it a hilarious one. Series are fine.

Let's have some nightmares.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'How 'bout a nice game of Kerplunk?']

Quick? What's the archetypical nightmare? Aside from realizing today's the final exam for a class you forgot to attend all semester?

That's right!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Shall We Begin With The Obvious']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Jenna Jameson's Nightmare Before Copulation']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Oh, My']

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Quick? What's the archetypical nightmare? Aside from realizing today's the final exam for a class you forgot to attend all semester?

That's right!

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[Click to view comic: 'Dubya's Nightmare']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Fuckin' Nightmares!']

In response to niteowl's comic:
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Whose Nightmare?']

In response to Kaufman's comic:
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Let us continue with the blatantly obvious']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Ha, ha! I forgot to post my second entry for the last CC, but now I see that it works for this one as well. Ignore the numbering...

[Click to view comic: 'CC CCLIVb: Nightmare Exam Board']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Stereotypical Asiangirl Nightmares']

And a frothy series on what my alma mater called BEvERages:
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: A Beery Bad Situation']
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: "It's suds and soda, a smile decoder"']
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Then came the scream']

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

I actually have an old series that sorta fits with this theme, so I thought I'd post it.

[Click to view comic: 'Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Nightmares Of A Frito-Pie Fiend -- 5']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling's Nightmare']

Getting more obviousity out of the way...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Nightmare Physics']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Kafkaesque']
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Farm of Fear']
[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Villain Nightmares']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 3']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 4']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 5']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: A Nightmare On Stripcreator Street -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'CC265: The Glorious Dreams We Share']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Unknown Eric's Actual, True Nightmare (No Kidding)']

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I has a flavor!

Man, it's been a while since I did one of these...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Fear It']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Hardest of Hearings']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Because... You See... They All Look the Same...']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: Worst Nightmare in the Avian Public Shower']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: It never ends!']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

[Click to view comic: 'CC265: Nightmare of a Fetus']

[Click to view comic: 'Prime Minister Paul Martin's Nightmare']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 265: From Fantasy to Nightmare']

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