A JDPLVY Christmas Carol by BobRogers 12-01-04

So this is Christmas... Christmas! Hoo HA! Maybe I'll get a new PUDDIN SPOON! Or perhaps some funny tasting APPLE JUICE! I guess DIAPERS to help keep my pants from getting brown when my BUTT Explodes in poop would be great! There are some presents... There's nothing from BOB under the tree. I know he was going to send a BOMB even though he never said so and actually only wanted to send me a DVD. Eep. Guess I f$#%ed up. Wait. Here's one from MOM! Then there are others Et tu, MOM? Bah. Humbug.

A JDPLVY Christmas Carol #2 by BobRogers 12-03-04

Dave is still confused about Christmas If you send me a Christmas present I will burn it! I hate you, Bob! You are probably going to send me a BOMB. I am going to punish you by writing in my BLOG about you! ring ring That's probably Bob calling me up on the phone to harass me, even though he never has done it before, I KNOW it's HIM! ring ring He made the computer explode. I hate you Bob. ring ring

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

he never emailed his christmas list to santa

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