Hell, why bother posting them?

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What others say about boorite!

For evidence.

Reassurance.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Blackmail.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Because we love you anyway.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

1.) He's been arrested several times for exposing himself to majors. Lee Majors.
2.) He gets frequent, painful yourgraines. They are like migraines, but caused by you.
3.) He's also prejudiced against any and all majorities.
4.) He's stolen several Cars, and Rick Ocasek doesn't care.
5.) He's the only living human to have hunted and killed a Wooly Bully.
6.) Once tried to invent a darkswitch.
7.) Cannot purse his lips, can only handbag them.
8.) Has never had a crush on a girl, but has had a mild pressure on a few.
9.) He hopes to disembark from this plane of existence and transfer to a jet.
10.) He has no truck with sentimental gestures, but they did cosign the title on a Landcruiser.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

1. He doesn't wear pants.
2. He frequently tries to get into my pants.
3. He frequently tries to get his money back for Mikey's pants.
4. He frequently tries to get the best of MaKK's pants.
5. He frequently tries to hide in boinky's pants.
6. He frequently tries to file mmyers's pants.
7. He frequently tries to sniff the crotch of Brad's pants.
8. He frequently tries to find the meaning of pants.
9. He frequently tries to pants jes_lawson.
10. He frequently pants.