Play at home. What lists have you found for the year.

"Best" Web Shit

Best living in the past poetry

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought this was a New Year's resolution topic.

And thus, I am going to release to you all my New Year's resolution. I plan to cut down Dicking Around here by 50% by the end of the third quarter.

If that doesn't work, I'm going to get drunk and admit my love to another beautiful woman and get turned down again.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm goint to admit my love to another beautiful woman and get turned down again and THEN get drunk.

I like to think outside the box.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

I'm goint to admit my love to another beautiful woman and get turned down again and THEN get drunk.

I like to think outside the box.

Then why are you sleeping in that urine-soaked cardboard box?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

It smells like Mom's cooking.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!