This almost made me grin but laugh I did not. To wordy?

Theta by FinnNYC 12-28-04

Gary, have you moved the orange group from the #3 pen yet? Orange group? I thought we agreed we were going to use Greek letters for them. Dude, I'm American. I don't speak Greek. We're using colors. No way! I'm calling them Theta group. It sounds way cooler.... Moving Theta group to Gamma pen. Over.... See, that was awesome! Ooooh, and we can be Alpha team! Tell you what. I'll call you whatever you want as soon as you move those goddamned monkeys. ... Say "Over" at the end. It makes it sound more official.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Ok, back to monkeys. As Dan Vebber said, "Monkeys are funny".

G-Spot by FinnNYC 12-28-04

Man, I wish I could go back in time but still have all of the knowledge I have now. Back in time? Like how far? Back to when I was a kid. Or maybe just back to before I got brought to the lab. What would you do with the knowledge you've gained? Well, for one, I'd do much better with the ladies now that I know what they like. ...That "lady" the scientists hook you up to is a machine.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

C'mon... someone give me some feeedback. I really like the second one. I may have to stick to an all monkey format.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-