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Spankling 
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
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Make a TV show. Post your own.
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Our continuing mission; to seek out new life and new civilizations…
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| and then rape their women and exploit their natural resources. | |
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| Can I be on the rape detail, Captain? | |
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...to boldly go where no one has gone before!
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| Virgins? Too much trouble. Drop me off on Klingon or Risa. | |
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| Sorry First Mate Spankling. You stay on the ship this mission. I don’t want another incident like on the dog planet. | |
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| Would you stop calling me your first mate?! I know all about that Ferengi brothel you haunt every other cycle. | |
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| Spankling! I’ve encountered intelligent life! And they appear hostile! | |
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| I sense arousal from you, sir. | |
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| Did you use your empathic powers councilor or did you guess after fondling my groin? | |
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Spankling! For the love of GOD! We’re being splattered!
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| Perhaps you should answer the captain sir. I sense distress… | |
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| He’ll get over it. Can you guess what I’m thinking now? | |
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| Spankling! That one mission cost us every central casting ensign on the ship! | |
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| I see you made it back unmolested. | |
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| Speaking of molested, Councilor Chicka tells me you had your hands full while I was gone. | |
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| Honey, I had everything filled while you were gone. | |
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| If you don’t straighten up I’m going assign you to work with “Bones.†| |
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| Is that a threat or a promise? | |
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| So you put out for the first mate, eh? | |
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| I sense sexual tension… and if you let me finish cleaning my… um… tools, I’ll sense your brains into jelly like I did Spanky’s. | |
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| $300 an hour is what it was, Captain. My brand of counseling don’t come cheap. | |
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| Get back here! I know all about you and your pre-arranged “calls to duty!†| |
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| Thanks First Mate. That makes up for getting all the extras killed. | |
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| You saved enough on that deal for 2 cycles at the Ferengi brothel. Yes, I was listening in. | |
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| Good for you – maybe you learned something. So where to now? | |
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| I hear there’s a planet in the gamma quadrant where they keep Romulan babes stoked up on Nyquil so they don’t put up such a fight. | |
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| Bend over and make it so! | |
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| I can’t remember where I put the keys. Do you have the extra set? | |
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
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