Here are more monkeys submitted for your approval:

Corpse fresh scent by FinnNYC 12-29-04

Hi Stan, I didn't expect to see you again after they took you away last week... What's that smell? Is that you? Yea, it's me. They put a lot of perfume on me. ... well not so much on me as IN me. What the hell kinda test is that!?! I think they're trying to make a better smelling corpse. Wow. Here dude, have my bananna. You've earned it. No thanks, everything tastes like Giorgio now.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Gas by FinnNYC 12-29-04

Here Frank, eat this bananna. Sure, why do you eat just the peels? Those things are bitter and nasty. If I load up on banana peels a couple hours before my sessions in the lab I can work up some seriously awful farts. Haha! That's great. I'm gonna have to give that a try. ...wait a minute... Today's Wednesday, you don't have a session today. ... you should maybe stay over there for a while. See... that's why none of the other guys like you.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And then some non-monkey action.

Ho Cheese by FinnNYC 12-29-04

Hey, there's a guy in front of Balducci's giving out cheese samples. If you run you still might get some. Serious!?! Yea, I got like three before he knew what hit him. Alright, wish me luck. I'll give you a freebie if you can bring me back some yarlsburg!

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

It would be funnier if one of the characters was a monkey.

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