I got an idea in my head so I decided to run with it... Here we go!

The Morning After New Year's (I wish) by DragonXero 12-31-04

Unnngh. Where are my pants? Who're you and why am I wearing your pants?

The Morning After New Year's II by DragonXero 12-31-04

Okay, got my pants, found my keys... I'm ready for more booze. We will never speak of this again. Speak of what?

The Morning After New Year's III by DragonXero 12-31-04

Man, I am never drinking again. Ever. Dude, so you slept with a guy when you were drunk. It doesn't mean you're gay. I mean, who HASN'T done it? Me. Shut up. You're a lesbian. Who BESIDES her hasn't?

The Morning After New Year's IV by DragonXero 12-31-04

I can't believe I slept with a guy! Wait, are you talking about that "guy" in the green hat that was holding the pilsner? Duh! Of course dude! The one who was wearing MY freaking pants! Um, hey, dude, you realize that was Miss Clara, the male impersonator, right? She's actually pretty hot without her costume. I really don't know how to feel right now. Well, why don't you ask her? She's right behind you...

The Morning After New Year's V by DragonXero 12-31-04

Hi. GYAH! Uh, um, Miss Clara I presume? Sure am. You were great. And your pants were quite comfortable. I.. I was? They are? Umm. thanks? Um, wait, what was that I felt.. down there? Strapon. Gotta complete the effect when I'm in costume. I still don't know how to feel.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The Morning After New Year's VI by DragonXero 12-31-04

Don't worry! I didn't use it on you. It was purely straight. 'Cept for when you were caressing my stubble. Uh... yeah. Let's not mention that part. So, if you didn't use the strapon on me, why is my ass sore this morning?! Uhhh, that would be because in the heat of passion, you backed up against the coat rack. I wondered why there were splinters down there. Umm... it's a metal coat rack. Now I REALLY don't know how to feel.

The Morning After New Year's VII by DragonXero 12-31-04

So, any idea how I could have POSSIBLY gotten cornholed by a wooden, cylindrical object? ♫whistle♫ I am NEVER going to another party with you. Especially when you bring your axe. ♫whistle♫

And there you go. This is likely not too far from my twisted fate.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hahaha amusing =) I'm glad I had to get up for work this morning at 4 am otherwise that could have been me last night!

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I just hope it's not really me tonight.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.