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Oh, Those Homeless Rascals. by ArtemisStrong 1-01-05

Hey man, ya gotta cigarette? No. Any part of a dollar seventy-five? No. Spare stick of gum? Fucking hell, Dad, just go buy your own!

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Hijinx and Hobos. by ArtemisStrong 1-01-05

Okay boy, 's your turn to do the funny-dance today! I'm not doing any "funny-dance". I want to just find a shelter that's open. What, yer scared a-money? Scared to do whadit takes on the streets? No, I'm scared of losing my fingers to frostbite. It's like thirty below, or haven't you noticed? Pretty drunk, so can't say that I have. Ok, I'll do the funny-dance, BUT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ME! Fine. Just this once I'll do my "human beatbox" thing. Just this once.

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A Sack Full Of Good Times. by ArtemisStrong 1-01-05

Can you hear me now? He-hah! That's completely not funny. You're really starting to annoy me now. 'S that guy on TV. Y'see it, right? "Can you hear me now?" Hah-heh! Look, we'll find some food, okay? We can go dumpster diving. Since you put it that way - I hate your fucking guts.

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Zip Zap Zom! Jumbo-Sized Street-Tramp Tomfoolery! by ArtemisStrong 1-02-05

Oh, my son! My son, his life so soon ended! Oh my poor son, shot down so young in his youth. Ripped from this mortal coil and he hadn't even tasted poontang! Oh my poor wretched dead son! What the frig are you going on about, Dad? I'm right the fuck- Shutup with that shit right now, it's rush hour! I'm trying to drum up business! Go back to your corner. And try pissin' your pants like I told ya'! Okay, but next time we're switching posts! My kidneys can't take much more strain.

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