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Some are in-jokes, but Sammy Squirrel and Friends and OyVay are enjoyable by everyone!

The Oy Vay strips do more for me than the Sammy Squirel ones do. The SS humor just isn't really the kind that appeals to me. More than half of the Oy Vay series made me laugh, however. This one in particular.

Oy Vay 7 by Bengaley 7-17-01

I wonder when Ben'll get around to doing something with us? As long as its not in the bedroom! This strip is rated PG-13!!!

The first panel of this one is amusing to twisted sociopaths such as my good self.

EmpireQuest Chronicles: Politcal Cartoon #1 by Bengaley 7-09-01

Helpless little newbie... ACK! PLEASE DUN RAPE ME! I am URoP MAN! I can do what ever I want! Mwhahahahaha! Enter our hero... Oh no, its Super-Praxian! Not so fast, URoP Man!! Leave that poor newbie's Mines and Probes alone! And so, the cowardly URoP Man was beaten down for his crime. Thanks too.....SUPER PRAXIAN! YAY SUPER PRAXIAN! OW! NO!! DUN HURT ME! CAN I JOIN YOUR SIDE????????

Sadly, many of the others fall foul of the old "thou shalt not excessively narrate" tenet.

I make many strips where the narrator is GOD.
So sexx0r me and call me Tobor.
RARRRR! MANRAPE! Oooh, cheesecake.

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