On behalf of the Institute For Illiteracy in Comics, (or FUCK for short,) I would like to present to you the complete G Money chronicles collected in one convenient volume for today's discerning reader.
May you find much enjoyment in reading these, but please try not to cough up your gin and juice all over your parachute pants.

G Money Takes It To the Streets by Externalization 6-06-04

Tally ho, homey. You lost or something? Not at all. Inquisitiveness grasped hold of me and I thought perchance I’d bandy by and behold this region of the ghetto. Yeah? So what do you think about it? I find dis particular hood to be rather da bomb. For you see, like you, I am also quite “g,” after a fashion. Oh, sweet Christmas!

G Money Kicks It With His Peeps by Externalization 6-06-04

Yo, G Money! How's my nigga? The word is up, Smack Daddy! Hee hee hee! Let everyone up in this bitch know it, Money! A MOST FELICITOUS MAD SHOUT OUT TO MY COMPATRIOTS, YO! They all love ya, Money. They all love ya. Yes, yes. Power to the people and all that guff.

G Money Steps by Externalization 6-06-04

Dayumn! You possess back, sistah! You've got to be kidding me, right? Quite the contrary, madam. I'm down to have relations with all da hoes. I'm not a 'ho,' and you're not getting any. You better recognize my bling bling, ho! I take taekwondo twice a week, pappy. I'll kick your boney ass.

G Money Fronts by Externalization 6-06-04

S'up, Money? What's the word on the street? Yo mama is said to be most uncouth and unladylike. What? You talkin' shit 'bout my mama, fool? Alas, t'was but my meager attempt at fucking shit up old school. You down wit dat, dawg? Say one more word 'bout my moms, I'll bust you upside yo' head, beyotch! Anathematize not the playa, my brother.

G Money Gets His Props by Externalization 6-06-04

Aight, G. You really wanna be down? Straight. Then you got to let the world know who's in charge here. Smack Daddy 'n G Money own these streets! We've got this bitch entirely locked down! Go spread the word, Money! You tell all them peoples! Aight. Fare thee well. I’m outtie.

G Money Holds Down by Externalization 6-06-04

Pardon me, sir. I seem to be lost. Are you from this area? Fuck whatcha heard, I'm from Afrika. Oh, well I was wondering if you could direct me to the financial district. I'm late for a power-brunch with a client. For G Money, dis indubitably be da financial district right here. 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa. Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur. What a charming fellow! Let me turn ya out cuz you know I'm all about the hoes, money, and clout and I rock Long Beach City all the way down South.

G Money Keeps It Real by Externalization 6-06-04

You been preachin' the word to the people, Money? I’ve accosted a multitude of my contemporaries and emphatically stated the word. A number of them, not knowing what the dill was, became quite perplexed and had a full psychological diagnostic performed on me. The official prognosis is that I am gettin' jiggy wit it. I fear the entire matter has my homies quite bugged. Props to them for havin' yo back n all, but I ain't seen anythin' wrong witcha. Indeed, dat shit be whack.

G Money Faces His Old Home Crew by Externalization 6-06-04

Here they are, S. Diddy. Confirm for them that I am in fact gangsta. These... are your homeboys??? Arrr! Tis no gangsta he. Me first mate he be. No, he's a Viking like me. A Viking, I tell you! That there's mah pardner, pilgrim. Nonesense! He's my plucky teen sidekick. Together we saved the world from the evil forces of Dr. Science and Ms. Sex.

Do you know which strip Loo-Kee was hiding in? The first one to spot him wins a special prize.

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Wonderful!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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