I make lame comics.

choking victim by xxausrottenxx 1-28-05

alright, the job is done, you're saying I'm gonna get 500 dollars for this? hell yeah! like i said before, euthenasia is more profitable than crack! you mean with crack, don't you? ...what? well, the important thing is that they're dead..right?

choking victim-2 by xxausrottenxx 1-28-05

so you mean to tell me you killed 20 elderly people by making them overdose on cocaine? ...well i wouldn't call it... ...yes, yes i did

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xx( o Y o. )xx

#1 is crap! #2 is awesome! (It could stand alone, easily.) Amazing how that works.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

agreed 100%.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

They were both decent comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

They were both pretty good, and major props for the Choking Victim reference. Seeing that made my day.

[i]Crack Rock Steady
Are you ready to stop
the rotten blue menace?
Let's go kill us a cop.
Crack Rock Steady
Are you ready?
Living above the law![/i]