I hate movies where kids meet a talking thing and are astounded by it instead of getting woried 'bout their drug habits.

more may follow... g'night.

Sterotypical Dumb Kids part 4 by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Well zippy, did you finish my homework? Actually I spent the day surfing the internet. I think I might have found free will. What the hell good is that? What I really need is a llama that speaks the binary language of moisture evaporators. What you need is to stop spewing obscure pop culture references and read a book once in a while, you git. You're poopy. Oh, that hurt.

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Sterotypical Dumb Kids part 5 by gabe_billings 9-19-01

*YAWN!* Good morning Zip... HOLY CRAP! How'd you get so big? Didn't you listed to that spooky old Chinese man from whom your parents bought me? He told you not to feed me Cool Ranch Doritos. I didn't think a few would hurt. This is nothing. You really want to see something cool go get me some Macanudos, a bottle of Jamesons and a copy of Hustler. What'll happen to you then? I'll probably get shitfaced and pass out.

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Stereotypical Dumb Kid vs Verbose Self-Replicating Ungulant by DexX 9-19-01

Uh... let me think... did the old Chinese guy who sold you my mum and dad say anything about dousing you in human urine? Yep. Uh-huh. Sure did. Weren't you listening? Now you find out what happens to stupid kids who piss on irritable talking goats.

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I meant more of my stuff...
But that's funny too.
[*]As you see there is nothing you have which i can not take away from you.(raiders of the lost ark)
There's absolutly nothing wrong with obscure refrences to pop culture...
So long as you get them

Oh, we knew what you meant. But once you post it, it's communal property. If you really don't want people to mess with your stuff, ask ahead of time. Someone might actually listen.

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naw, I don't care. At the time I made the strips, I was reminicing about all the dumb movies that I've seen where a kid gets some wonderfull magical thingy and the whole movie is about how awsome it is and how the kid abuses it becuase he wants to look cool.

Make as many strips as you want, I just think there hasn't been enough, and I havn't had any good ideas.

Not your stereotypical dumb movie kids. by DexX 9-21-01

Gee, Timmy, this farm is so boring! I just hate the fact that our parents were ruined by a corrupt bank manager, and now we have to spend our holidays at this stupid farm! Yeah, Sissy, you're right. What I wish is that somebody would come along and help us find hard evidence of what the evil bank manager did... Hey, what's that? Hey, kids! I am a huge talking insect! I can help you punish that bank manager and save your- AAAAAGGGHH!!! Run faster, SIssy! The horrible monster is going to eat us! RUN FASTEEEERRR!!! I wonder if Mister Ed ever had to put up with this shit?

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Sorry!

Stupid Kids, Stupid Comic! by tiger8191 9-21-01

Hey there! Can you talk Mister Squirrel? YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

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"I know how toast works."

That one inspired this one.

I also am sorry.

A very silly comic strip... by DexX 9-22-01

I want the truth! You can't handle the truth! Are you sure? Yep.

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