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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Collectively speaking, Metallica and the MPAA are a big pile of arse.

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Presumably, you meant RIAA instead of MPAA. That said, both of them are huge POAs.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You're right, I realised after I saved it.

The MPAA is most certainly a big pile of arse, but not a relevant big pile of arse in this case. The RIAA, however... arse up to the fucking ionosphere!

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The Trademark Office is a big pile of Rs.

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What others say about boorite!

Agh! The pun! The pun, she is burning my eyes! Aye aye aye, no me gusta!

....though I must add that the contents of the Louvre is a big pile of arts.

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Gaaah!

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What others say about boorite!

Oh, lookie! It's

A big file of arse.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, let's pun the Australians to death. Then we can have a funeral with a big pyre of Aussies.

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What others say about boorite!

They don't burn well.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Today I passed a billboard advertising "Laser Hair Removal".

Now I hate "laser hair" as much as the next guy. But isn't [u]removal[/u] a bit drastic?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

After watching the travesty that is The Fast and the Furious, starring Vin Deisel...sorry, Diesel, my friends and I, being high-spirited young things, tried to come up with new "gangsta" slogans. The most popular was "ass to the G".

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Ouch.

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What others say about boorite!

Ouch.

I hate you, you funny bastard.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."