I feel there aren't enough comics on this site poking fun at President George W Bush, so I decided to make some despite hardly being qualified to do so.

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 1 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

George, I noticed there's a gap in the market for comics about you, so I figured I'd step in. Well sure, little buddy. Since I'm not American, though. I figured I'd speak to you first so I can get up to speed on your policies. Hold on, you're not an American? Donald- call in an airstrike! Thanks Donald, that one almost touched me!

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 2 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

So, George. Would you be interested in taking part in my new series of political comics? I guess so, as long as my office gets to proof read them. Proof read them? Yes, you know. To make sure there's nothing negative about me in them. Where'd he go?

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 3 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

George, I've had an idea how to make comics about you without you locking me up in Camp X-Ray. Go ahead. How about we have you playing a fictional character, and make it all ridiculously far-fetched so nobody confuses it with the truth. Cool! I could be Dubyaman! And I could fly around the world spreading freedom by setting fire to things with my laser eyes and smashing up buildings. Yes! And you could further the cause of democracy by firebombing the whole planet and invading pluto. I thought you said it had to be far-fetched?

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 4 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

Graaaaah! Not so fast, Godzilla! I, Dubyaman, am here to ensure your un-American activities will cease! Un-American? But this is Tokyo. Oh, alright then. Sorry about that. Carry on. Graaaaah! Actually, while you're here, could you step on those car factories over there? Got to keep people buying American.

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 5 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

RAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Not so fast Tobor. I, Dubyaman, will not have such unnatural practises performed in this country. WHAT ABOUT IF TOBOR WENT TO CANADA? Oh, that's fine. Dirty socialists have it coming. In fact, do you want a grant for travel expenses?

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 6 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

You, filthy arab! I, Dubyaman, have come to put an end to your insidious schemes. But Dubyaman, I'm from Wyoming. You won't fool me as easily as you fooled those idiot Democrats. Prepare to eat laser eye doom! Honestly, Dubyaman, I'm a registered Republican. I pay taxes and I voted for you in the election. I really hate those guys.

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 7 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

You- dirty hippy! Why don't you get a job? Dubyaman, it's me - Jesus. I died on the cross for your sins, remember? Don't give me that liberal bullshit, hippy. Look at you bleeding out of your side- can't you afford healthcare? You could if you had a job and paid your taxes like a good American. I'm not American, I'm from Israel. In that case have ten billion dollars. Oh, and would you like some nuclear weapons? Yes please! That'll show those Buddhists.

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 8 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

George, I can't make any more of these "Dubyaman" comics. They're getting increasingly preposterous. What do you mean? This idea you sent me where you terraform Mars, rename it "New Texas" then nuke the Earth from orbit. There's no way I could make that. Actually, that one shouldn't have been in there with the comic ideas. And if I was you I'd look into investing in some kind of bunker.

Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005 (Part 9 of 300) by kramer_vs_kramer 3-02-05

Wow, Dubya. It's so nice to finally meet a like-minded megalomaniac. Same here, Davros. It's always good to have friends with common interests. So what's your current plan? I intend to overrun the planet with giant acid-spitting wooden robot crabs. Wow! That sure will spread freedom throughout the world. Freedom? I was going to enslave all the humans and force them to work in my crab factory. Same thing.

Phew!

Don't worry, fans of "Crazy Dubya Adventures 2005". I'm sure there will be many more wacky adventures of Dubya coming soon, to make your lives worth living.

... which ultimately succeeded in part 7 when Dubyaman actually said "nuclear"!

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These were really good. That's the problem, though. How are we going to fill the void CHUBBY left when YOUR Dubya comics are actually good?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Given the lack of inspiration I've had lately, I'm sure I could make reams of shitty ones. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, that oughta do it.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"