Alright since I don't wanna keep making threads, whenever I make a decent comic I'll post it in here. So don't expect updates for months at a time! Anyway here is a comic I just made, and hey I thought it was good.

Dog shit by Chadwick 3-13-05

DUDE, I can't believe you ate those artichoke hearts after they fell on the ground! God made dirt so dirt don't hurt, if I die God knows why. Yeah, well God also made dog shit, I don't see you eating that. Hmmmm. There is something fucking wrong with you, I'm outta here. Hey this isn't half bad.

Chadwick...my good fried! I thought I would have to go to your house and beat you to make some more. Not bad this time. And do some of your bro one day!

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

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Chadwick...my good fried! I thought I would have to go to your house and beat you to make some more. Not bad this time. And do some of your bro one day!

--S. Dummie

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The one that plays games isn't fat enough. Can the people who run this joint should make a morbidly obese, white male? Don't forget the thinning and receeding hair too!

Thank you!

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

Any way to get back on topic, I'm gonna post this one:

Teenagers by Chadwick 3-06-05

You know what? What? They should be sent to concentration camps Yeah I know fucking teenagers...WAIT WHAT! And forced to work and no bitching unless they want a lashing or in the hole. I think I'm gonna go now.

And yes I know I fucked up in the second panel, use your imagination and pretend that the first word is Teenagers.

You know what? I'm gonna put all the ones up that I made after Dr. Suess.

You might be popular. by Chadwick 3-02-05

You might be popular if, you have tons of friends... Mmm-hmm If your cell phone rings off the hook... Wait, that doesn't make sense! Cell phones don't have a damn hook. Yeah, but, uhhh. Shit. Thats what I fucking thought.

Verizon by Chadwick 3-02-05

Thank you for calling Verizon Wireless, we never stop working for you. Finally some damn service. I'm sorry but we're closed right now. Wait, what! If you never stop working for me then how the hell are you all closed? Jesus I hate Verizon.

Yesterday by Chadwick 3-05-05

Man I cried yesterday. Really? How come? Ya know, I don't know. Maybe it was the weather, or maybe it was the fact that my girlfriend left me... Yeah that'd do it. or maybe it was the three inch knife sticking out of the side of my neck.

Marijuana by Chadwick 3-05-05

I tried Marijuana once. I ended up sitting in a bean bag chair watching reruns of Scooby Doo while eating Doritoes. You'll never forget the people you hurt when you got high. I DIDN'T FUCKING HURT ANYONE ASSHOLE!

There ya go!

Finally made another one!

Rhode Island by Chadwick 3-26-05

And in todays news: Um wow it seems that the entire state of Rhode Island has been devoured by Rodan. Can you repeat that for us Tom? Rhode Island has been devoured be Rodan. Unbelievable Tom. And Cuba has been destroyed by Godzilla. Those poor Cubans. And In celebrity news...

Random by Chadwick 3-29-05

Whoa dude, what happened? What are you talking about? Well first off I'm no longer in color, and second off I'M TALKING TO A FUCKING DOG! Hmmmm. Bad acid trip?

Happy and giddy. by Chadwick 3-29-05

The master has decided to make some changes! I'm so happy! I'm finally getting a penis! Wait, I was just gonna color you in. You freak.

I like the Verizon one and that last one :)

Yep, the last one made me laugh :-)

I hate 7331 speak! by Chadwick 3-30-05

Man I hate chat rooms. Meanwhile, in the north pole. MY 7331 skillz rox0r. All ur bases R belong to us d00d! I are a hax0r. LOL! LOL!111111 What the hell is this fuckers problem?

Wow! I thought these comics were pretty damned good. A few times you beat the punchline to death by overexplaining, but more often you didn't. And the concepts were always funny.

For some reason, I especially like You might be popular.

Nice job.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

A couple of them were just meh, but most of them were pretty good. Even the ones that were meh have a good format and at least attempt a punchline.

Keep it up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.