Wow! Looks like I won again. WOO HOO! Thats two for me so far.

If you ask me there has been way to much hostility in the forums recently. With the religion thread coming back and LadyJ and DragonXero and all. So your job for this contest is to make a strip makeing up the stupidest thing an argument could be started over.

The rules:
1. Portray a stupid argument of some sorts.
2. Use at least one forum users character.
3. Make it funny!

Thats it, judging will be sometime saturday night.

Not the stupedist arguement ever, but just to warm up...

CC 64: Gun Control by Drexle 9-20-01

DING-DONG Hello, I'd like to talk to you about gun control... The one who 'as the gun is in control... in'nat roit, mate? So wot's 'ere to talk abaout? Rr-r-righto, then... I'll just be on my way!

CC 64: Who needs a title? by Drexle 9-20-01

You know, I made this place for everyone to have fun, but I think we need to talk... about your donkey sodomy habit. You're just jealous that you don't get all the prime pieces of ass. I'm serious man... you're scaring off the newbies, and frankly that last donkey was fuckin' scary. What the hell kind of noise was that? The same kinda noise your mama made when I bent her over the kitchen counter! I'll have sex with all the doneky I damn well want! I'm going to fucking ban you if you don't shape up and cut the donkeyrape. You don't understand what it's like, Brad... I ain't got no-body.

CC 64: Who's the stripper with the pump in the hump? by Drexle 9-20-01

So tell me... what makes you TOBOR, again? My ready wit, my colossal geekhood, and of course my 14" hydraoulic shlong which I use to ream obnoxious newbies. Now that is just rediculous... you do *not* have a 14" hydraulic shlong! Oh yeah, want me to prove it to you? It you could prove that to me, I'm afraid I'd have to marry you. Err... Oops, look at the time! Guess I'd better get on outta here.

I bet when I'm awake later, these won't look even half as funny.

Untitled by apejuice 9-20-01

Shit, Dan. Don't you know anything about music? Black Sabbath are the best rock band ever. Jesus, you make me sick, you goddamn fool. You're talking out of your arse. Black Sabbath are a pile of crap. Led Zeppelin are the only true rock gods. And that's final. Dumb-ass. Hey, what about Journey? They were pretty good. Fancy a beer, Dan? Follow me. Don't look at it's eyes.

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CC64: Catastrophe by kaufman 9-20-01

I feed mine dry food. It's better on their immune systems, and keeps their teeth well exercised. Well, nothing but canned for my Mittens. It's a much more balanced diet, and the throw-up is easier to pick up. I ought to call the ASPCA. You're clearly an animal abuser. Not half as much as you! Myooowwww!

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LOL.
Personaly I feed my cat Purina Salmon and Tuna flavor dry, but we keep getting "Deli Cat" Purina instead. Ever since he was sprayed by a skunk a couple of weeks ago he's gone from being a mighty horrible hunter to an old softie.
I think he pukes up the Deli-Cat to spite me.

CC 64: Love Makes the World Go Round by tiger8191 9-20-01

You're ugly...butt-ugly! So is your stupid furball! jackass! moron!

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CC64 - Will the real Tobor please stand up, please? by DexX 9-20-01

I am Tobor! RARR!!! YOU ARE NOT TOBOR! TOBOR IS TOBOR!!! I AM TOBOR!!! RARR!!! TOBOR IS THE ONLY TRUE TOBOR!!! Raaarrr!!! *bleep!* Tobor will cornhole you both! *bleep!* AARRRGGGH!!!

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CC64 - Take that back! by DexX 9-20-01

Cut your damned hair! Cut your own damned hair! I just did. Oh. Grow it back again!

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CC64 - Well-informed debate. by DexX 9-20-01

Lungs! Gills! Kung fu! Karate! Victory for me in contest 64! Piss off!

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Hyuk hyuk hyuk.

Good one.

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CC 64: The more things change, the more jokes stay the same by Tobor 9-20-01

Hah, look at all of these newbies rehashing the same joke over and over. Yeah, I've seen way too many donkey sodomy comics recently. When it comes to Gabe, there is no such thing as "too many".

And yes I know it was written by Tobor. Let that be a reminder to log out after you're done with him.

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Or, more likely, after he's done with you.

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This is also a public apology of sorts.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 64: Better Lite than Heifer? by kaufman 9-20-01

Tastes great! Less filling! Oh please, guys, it's not worth arguing about. The taste is no different from water, and you'll have all you can take after imbibing less than 1 cc. Yeah, like that Aussie knows what he's talking about. You can tell he's never fellated an organically-fed donkey.

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OuttaDoorsAttitudeChickas by NastyPope 9-20-01

Gurl Scouts!!! Brownies!!! Wall-eyed Bitch!!! Marmoset Whore!!! Umm...I like how you braided your hair. Thanks....I like your bob. Let's go beat up that Camp Fire Ho.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

forgot about the forum user rule, so here is another.

We are all the same to worms. by NastyPope 9-20-01

Short Hair!!! Long Hair!!! Boxers!!! Briefs!!!! Donkeys!!! Pygmy Ponys!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Not very good, I'll admit.

Red Cross doesn't want my blood by Spankling 9-20-01

That was a lovely sunset, but I feel selfish spending my time relaxing after the events of the last week or so... Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do! Fly backwards around the Earth and reverse freakin\' time!?! Or should I just watch 782 hours_of_falling_tower_reruns! *sigh* I need more peace. Maybe I\'ll see what\'s going on at the stripcreator forums.

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The Natives are Restless by Spankling 9-20-01

Some of the boys around here are starting to get on my nerves! Cut them some slack, would ya? Don't let them get your goat. Fuck slack! I'm ready to smack heads together! Fine! Fly off the handle and run roughshod over the geeks! Can I play? Can I play?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When you go give blood and you're filling out the sheet of questions, what do you answer in the 'Have you ever paid for sex' row?

No, but once my dad and the minister pitched in for a hooker for our church group. Does that count?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I hope that's not pertaining to me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 64: Is this the three-panel comic, or the full course? by kaufman 9-20-01

Monty Python's Argument Clinic sketch is the greatest comedy piece ever written. No, it isn't.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

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