Spreading the Love by yourdogsmom17 3-24-05

I'm telling you, you can join. We do not discriminate based on background life, even if it is homicidal. I'll just have to confiscate that tie. We're a peace club, not a bunch of squares.

Easter Is Upon Us by yourdogsmom17 3-26-05

Son, get to bed, it's already 11. Mom, it's Saturday night. Well, tomorrow is Easter, and we're going to early mass like real christians. Ugh. Fine. 5:00 a.m., Easter *yawn* Good morning, Mom. Ready for church? Fuck it. See you at noon.

Retarded? by yourdogsmom17 3-28-05

Hey, mister, could I have some help? Yes, what do you need? Are you retarded?

Even if they are terrible, I can't rate myself. Thanks.

"Are you retarded?" hahaha!

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To thine own self be blue.

Damnation by yourdogsmom17 3-28-05

Dear Apple: I was wondering what is taking my order so long to ship. The site said same business day. - Cpausti Cpausti: The reason your order may take some time, is because our estimated ship date may be extended due to unforseen difficulties. - Apple Co. What difficulties with my order took place? We gave it to FedEx.

They're pretty good. You have a control over the flow of the comics that's not usual in newbies.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.