Swiper I SAID NO GODDAMN SWIPING by RedCapulet 3-29-05

I can't find a masked fox thingy in Stripcreator, so I present Swiper as a lizard. lolol Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper NOOOOO SWIPING! Fuck this shit, I'm out of here. "Swiper no swiping!1!" Oughta kill Nick Jr. where they stand... Swiper!? D'aetihn...uh...D'thaeian....you know what, I'll just call you George. So George, is it really you?!?

I have no title for this, blah blah by RedCapulet 3-29-05

Holy shit man, what did you do when you got out of film school? Well uh...I can tell you one thing. I'm certainly not that Swiper on Dora the Explorer. No sir. Really? Well, that's settled then. I want you to meet my new friend, Drizzleizzle. Right... OH MY GOD! IT'S SWIPER! SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPIIIIING! Damn it.

I don't watch Dora; my nephew does and I take care of him by RedCapulet 3-29-05

So tell me Swiper, how did it feel to be constantly ridiculed by a Hispanic girl to the amusement of children everywhere? It sucked. I only had two lines for any episode. "Aw man!" and "You're too late! You'll never find it now!" and-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Where!? Heheh, sucker, I got his wallet. What happened to my wallet!? You're too late! You'll never find it now!

The Treatment by RedCapulet 3-29-05

Eh? Oh, uh, you know. Urges. I've been doing this for so many years, it kinda grows on you, ya know? ...Uh, can't say that I do. Right... Meanwhile...on the set of the latest Dora the Explorer episode... What the? You DON'T see Swiper? Hey, what the hell's going on over there!? Don't make me give you the TREATMENT!

Hating on the Extras by RedCapulet 3-29-05

Checking up on George Wow, so many things happening in one day..first I find this goth, then I see my buddy from film school... A little to the right of George.... Come on Boots, we gotta find Swiper before the director molests us! Yeah, we have to find Swiper! Never mind that I'm an incompetent dumbass who serves nothing but to say "SAY BACKPACK" or OMG HELP HELP or DORA DO THIS LOLOL or do something only to be corrected... Are you ok? I hate being an extra.

The ones before the five above, I must have been on something, I just slapped random stuff together <_<

And no, before you ask, I don't watch Dora the Explorer, I usually end up taking care of my one year old nephew and he LOVES the show, so...yeah.

Ah, and by the way, this is my first post (well, this one is my second) here. So woohoo.

Welcome aboard! (And happy birthday!)
You're first post is that long comic? Do I have the attention span? Should I read it? Stay tuned!

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*stays tuned*

i guess that this comic would be more than mildly amusing had i ever seen an episode of dora the explorer.

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