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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

When George Michael got old, he had to pay other people to sniff his armpits.

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I has a flavor!

"Hold on, Jeb...I almost got that blue-spotted Pitsnipe."

"Marge down at the bakery heard from Maude at the Beauty shope that Ethel at the package store saw you shooting heroine through your armpit."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

As Dr. Lucille finished her checkup of the Danish ambassador, she could only conclude that something, indeed, was rotten in Denmark.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"We know you're in there and we've got you surrounded. Now come on out, before I get the deodorant and topical cremes."

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.

"Interesting... your armpits DO smell like pistachio paste!"

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ethel boasted that she could smell BO from up to an inch away.

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What others say about boorite!