I've been on a haiatus, or whatever you call it. Check these, tell me what you think, you know the deal.

Man in a can - IV - Ending by mew9999 3-31-05

I couldn't get those guys to get me out. I couldn't the friggin' Grim Reaper to KILL me. !?!??!?! I'M OUT! YAY The Reaper's gonna kill me?!

Man in a can - Pt. II by mew9999 3-31-05

Who are you? Please, could you pull me out of this damn can? No, I don't think so. Damn it, not you! WHY?! Cause you look fucking silly in that can. . . . DAMMIT!!

Man in a can - Pt. III by mew9999 3-31-05

Mr. Reaper, will you please kill me? No. WHAT THE HELL?! THAT'S YOUR DAMN JOB! I don't believe in assisted suicide.

Man in a can - IV - Ending by mew9999 3-31-05

I couldn't get those guys to get me out. I couldn't the friggin' Grim Reaper to KILL me. !?!??!?! I'M OUT! YAY The Reaper's gonna kill me?!

Damn. I screwed with number 1. Here you go.

Man in a can - Pt. I by mew9999 3-30-05

Can I help you? Yeah. Can you pull me out of this trash can? Ummmm . . . no. Sorry. Why not?! Cause you look fucking ridiculous. Fat fuck.