Welcome to FTC 61! For some reason, as funny as it is, I was never 100% satisfied with the denouement of the Mr. Creosote sketch from Monty Python's Meaning of Life. For those of you unfamiliar with the story, it's about a really fat guy who eats too much at a restaurant and explodes. End of story. Well, I think it needs something more, and what that is, is up to you! The last panel is completely open, and the first two may only be changed if your joke really, really, just really depends on it.

Judging will take place in about a week. Enter as many times as you like, try to stay away from Stripcreator inside jokes, and above all, have fun!

FTC 61 Template by Namgubed 4-25-05

Come, sir, just one after dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch*

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

FTC 61 by frank_gorshin 4-26-05

Come, sir, just one after dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* Was the bathroom really too far to walk? Yes.

FTC61: Stand aside, Jackson Pollack by quodlibet 4-26-05

Come on, sir, just one after-dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* Thus tie-dying was invented. Whoa, man. Too cool.

FTC61: Dinnertime by quodlibet 4-26-05

Come on, sir, just one after-dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* The maitre-d' went on to invent spaghetti-os and Chef Boyardee, enjoyed by millions of mindless grubbers from coast to coast. I've lost my appetite. Time for more weed, man.

FTC61: Flog it for all it's worth by quodlibet 4-26-05

Come on, sir, just one after-dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* But buy this machine which goes 'BEEP!' and you might avoid a similar scene from happening to you! I'll take six.

FTC61: Ah, British cuisine by quodlibet 4-26-05

Come on, sir, just one after-dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* Excuse my minor emanation, so redolent of garlic, onions and vindaloo. Another mint?

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Explodability by cpausti 4-26-05

Come, sir, just one after dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* Let's go give one of those to Star Jones.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I remember when these things had awards, tons of entries and less of a "this sucks" attitude about them. Well, no I don't. But I read a few old ones.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

FTC 61: This Sucks! by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

Come, sir, just one after dinner mint. It's wafer thin! I couldn't possibly eat another bite ... but OK. *munch* *munch* *munch* Later... The tests are conclusive, Bin Laden! Explosive Mints work! Uhggoooood. Send one to every member of Congress, to all employed persons at the White House and one to Tony Danza.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

The Grand Prize, as well as the Pythonesque Award and the Tie-Dyed Ribbon goes to quodlibet!

The Star Jones Must Die Because She's Fat And Obnoxious Award goes to cpausti!

The This Sucks Award goes to 80_Million_Fleas!

Thanks for your patience and participation!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Yay! Stand by for the imminent creation of the next smashing installment of FTC!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Woooo! ... Wait.. Did I win it because it sucked, or did I win it because I thought it sucked or did I win it because I was mocking Cpausti?

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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Woooo! ... Wait.. Did I win it because it sucked, or did I win it because I thought it sucked or did I win it because I was mocking Cpausti?

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