Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual
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This one is one of my all-time favorites:
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| ...so then he says, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here with that tee shirt on. Long sleeves are required." That's when I pled the 2nd. | |
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| Yeah! The right to bare arms! Haha! | |
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| Hm... same reaction. Except maybe a few more kicks to the groin... | |
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| You know, the Hippocratic oath says it's okay not to treat people like you. | |
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| We need to do something about our bug problem. | |
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| What problem? We have one bug. | |
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| Hey, bitch! Fix me a sandwich or I'll bite your legs off. | |
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| "More peanut butter and mayonnaise!" ________________ "Right away... sir." | |
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| At least it's not as bad as when we had the gopher problem. | |
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I dedicate this one to all you forum users:
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| Actually, I think you mean, "Everyone's sick of MY tying their ball sacks around their ankles, not 'ME TYING.'" | |
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| No, it depends on what you make the modifier. | |
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| No, if you take it IN CONTEXT you'll see that, um...wait, quit looking at me like that... | |
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| I should've done this to my 8th grade teacher when he was teaching me all that crap. | |
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| Damn, Jon, I've got to remember to bring a camera when I come to your neighborhood... geez, are those your balls?? | |
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| So, Jon, then I thought, "Where's mah horse?" So I... | |
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| Did you, Jim, by any chance, notice that you're on fire? | |
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| Dammit, Jon! You never listen when I tell a story. | |
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--- "Old" is the old new.
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