I know you people love him. He deserves his own supplemental section for all you fans out there.

--S. Dummie

Zombie X: Bout It Bout It by Screendummie 4-27-05

Bout it bout it, foo! You know, I heard the Village People use "bout it bout it". Why do you have to go ruin something for me? Why, are you insecure? Yes..er no! Christ, I hate you! Guess you're not a real "Macho Man."

Zombie X: Learned Anything Yet? by Screendummie 4-28-05

Learned anything in school today? Yes... Buwahahahaha! Thats a funny funny joke, dad.

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Zombie X: Career Reports I by Screendummie 5-01-05

My report on my career choice is "hippie rancher". I know that this field of work yet exists, but I hope to make it a thriving industry that thousands of American workers will depend on. The hippies that I'll raise will be mostly be "free range hippies".

Zombie X: Career Reports II by Screendummie 5-01-05

I don't think any of this makes sense. Yeah it does. I'll breed a whole race of hippies on my ranch. Isn't that illegal? Na...because they'll be smokin' pot and having thier little pinko communes to leave. They'd never go to the "pig" authorities they say they hate. Won't some escape? That's what the little tracking device is implanted. Their heads will pop like melons like in the "Running Man" if they escape.

Zombie X: Career Reports III by Screendummie 5-01-05

But why would you do this? Because it essentially will lead to me releasing my hippies into the environment. With "brain wipe" first before they go, of course. "Brain wipe"? Once freed, they'll be protesting every government body in the US, because hippies don't believe in working. The government will hire people like me to drive bulldozers to plow through them. And this will stimulate the economy in your bizzare scheme? Shit yeah! Imagine all the DEA and FBI agents being employed. And all those guys selling hippies dime bags. And the twinkie manufactures selling to starving hippies!

Zombie X: Career Reports IV by Screendummie 5-01-05

Somehow I find this all unconstitutional. You yanks think you can do whatever you want. You damn limeys aren't any better. What makes you say that? British 1910 Official Secrets Act. Did you really have to make the foreign exchange teacher cry? Limey bastard had it commin'. Let him cry a river in his piss warm lager.

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