WOOOO! 900!!!

So yeah. I did one of those annoying 'run to the finish line' runs. Only this time I did it at school.

S&M by possums 5-03-05

DAN!! GET UP! THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IS IN TWENTY MINUTES!!! I'm up! I've got my costume on! I- where is everyone? I was wrong. It's not for three hours or so. But since you're dressed for it...

Your Fucking Grammar by possums 5-03-05

Y'know, I've been wondering if you can use contractions to answer questions. For instance, say someone asked, "Will I get salmonella from this?" You answer, "you'll" instead of "you will." Are you planning my death? I'm.

Boy Do We Need Borschtfire by possums 5-03-05

Did you know that F.W. Murnau died by choking on a dick? Did you know that you'll probably die by choking on nuts? I came to that conclusion long ago, yes. The difference between you and Murnau is silent film and a brain.

Chaos Theory by possums 5-03-05

I ran into a Nazi the other day. I asked him why he hated the Jews so much. He said it was because they hurt our economic system. What do you think? Well, according to the Chaos Theory, he's correct. Well I have just one thing to say then. What? HEIL FEIGENBAUM!!

TONY HAWK PULLS A 900 by possums 5-03-05

DUUUUUDE!!! THAT IS FUCKIN' SWEEEET!!! AWESOME, DUDE!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DUUUUUUDE!!!!! o/ WE'RE A PUNK BAND o/ o/ WE'RE A PUNK BAND o/ Happy 900th Comic, I Guess...

Happy 900, possums. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I liked all of your set ups. They had much potential, but they failed to materialize. I guess you can go back and fix all your third panels if you don't like 'em, Mr. Donor!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Are you kidding me? Chaos Theory is all punchline.

this is exactly why I <3 possums

I guess I don't understand what "HEIL FEIGENBAUM!!" means. The chaos theory part was funny... but the punchline necessarily has to come at the end of the comic. The rest is, by definition, build up, no matter how funny it is.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Feigenbaum was one of the inventors of the chaos theory.

Please do not confuse your ignorance with my lack of 'teh coveted funny.'

OH! I get it now.

Still not really funny, though, is it?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Nope. But the other 895 were pretty damned funny.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

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OH! I get it now.

Still not really funny, though, is it?

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Who are you?

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It's grime time.

Who are you?

Your worst nightmare.

That's right, I'm Abe Vigoda Raping a Clown.