... from the beginning... but it turned out to be a teen movie.
10 parts + 1 explanation.
Enjoy.

"Clown" by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" There is she... the girl I desire. The girl of my dreams... Hi, guys! But what can I give her? I am but a lonely clown with a silly face, destined to entertain children. THEEEEEEERE SHE IS! Alpha, who completes me, the beta and if we unites we make the omeeeeeega. But her heart belongs tO ANOOOTHER MAAAAN!!! THEEEEERR.... What's YOUR problem?

"Clown" 2 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" Hey, Cloud, what's up? Huh?! Could school suck even HARDER, if you know what I mean? Uh, yeah, but my name is... Oh, no! I knew it was to good to be true. She was talking to me - the coolest guy in school that is destined to break the girl's heart. Oh, and I've also got a name that can be confused with your name.

Clown by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" Ha ha ha! There she walks away with that cool football player. I will never capture her heart... Everybody finds love... but meeeeeee. Eeevery ONE CAN SHARE THEIR HEART WITH SOMEOOONEEE...! ... BUUT MEEEEEE!!! Far out, man.

"Clown" 4 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" Are you gonna come to the carneval tonight? Nah, I don't think so, my geeky, but only, friend. I've got to study. But you ALWAYS study, man! You're 18 years, you're supposed to live! Even I'm going there. Yeah but I don't FEEL like it! Allright, I'm just say'n that you can't stay in the library all your life just because you're a clown. WHO TOLD YOU THAT? I'm an ENTERTAINER, and entertaining is optional!

"Clown 5" by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" It's 7 PM... maybe I should go to the carneval anyway... NO! SHE will probably be there with her awesome boyfriend Though maybe she wants me to come... maybe the guy will try to grab her boobies while they're riding the merry-go-round and I will have to save her... YEAH! Sure... that's just GOTTA be it. No, I will just stay home and eat chips all night. Meanwhile in the Ferris Wheel on the carneval Cloud is trying to grab the girl's boobs... GET OFF ME!! I have given you a teddy bear and a hot dog, you must let me grab your boobs!

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Explanation by Debaser 5-12-05

Debaser explains "Walt Disney's "Clown"" Hi. I've taken time to explain my latest comics that's been named Walt Disney's "Clown". The meaning with the comic was from the beginning to make a funny parody of a classic Disney-musical.... ... though it turned out to be more of a parody of the teen movies. Excuse me for that, now enjoy the rest of the Clown-strips. Aah! Ooh-oooh!

"Drunk" 6 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney, Andrew Lloyd Webber and the creator of Fame's "Clown". Buzz off, jerk! I'm sorry for tryin' to grab your boobs. I was drunk, okay? Please forgive me! What? Get off her! I'm not touchin' her, I just wanna talk to her. I warned ya!

"Clown" 7 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Cloud was all over you, so I punched him in his face. NO, HE WAS'NT! YOU'RE FUCKIN' INSANE!! Come on, Cloud. B-but... ... Loooonely... I feel so looooonely...

"Clown" 8 by Debaser 5-12-05

"Clown" H-hey, Clown... no hard feelings... r-right? Fuck off, Cloud. D-DON'T HIT ME!! MIKE TYSON'S IS A FRIEND OF MY DAD!! *Sigh* you're such a jerk. I said "fuck off"! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Y-you can have her if you just does'nt hit me!

"Clown" 9 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" WHAT did you just say?! PLEEEAAASE don't hit me!! I j-just said that you can have the girl as long as you does'nt hit me! You BASTARD! It's just "bang, bang, thank you ma'am" for you or what? I knew that you were just gonna break her heart! NOOO!! I SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE HER!!! Bastard! NO ONE is allowed to treat her that way! Eck... I... don't... under... stand... I... said... that you... could... have her... echh!

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"Clown" 10 by Debaser 5-12-05

Walt Disney's "Clown" So... you say that Cloud never liked me and that he just wanted to have sex with me and then dump me? Yeah! FUCKING IDIOT! Cloud's my brother and now he's in hospital because of you! Oh, my god! You're right! No one has said that he's your boyfriend, except me! And with "you can have the girl" he might have meant that he thought that I thought that he did'nt want me to date you! Uh, yeah. Well fuck off, I never wanna see you again. STUPIFIED!! I've just got stu-u-upified! How could I be so stupid? HE WAS HER BROTHER, OH MAN, WAS I WRONG OR WHAT?!

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

An idea with potential, but half-baked. Near the end it just dragged on. Also, musicals don't really work in comic strip form, I'd say.

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An idea with potential, but half-baked. Near the end it just dragged on. Also, musicals don't really work in comic strip form, I'd say.

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It's the author's job to make the action so obvious that explicit visualization isn't requried of the reader. In the case of the musical, it would've been good to draw the characters in dramatic poses with musical notes accompanying their word balloons -- but, alas, you can't do that on Stripcreator. To try to skirt that limitation by saying "use your imagination" is like driving on a flat tire while pretending it's inflated. People just need to accept that there are some funny comic ideas that you can't do with the stripcreator comic engine.

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It's the author's job to make the action so obvious that explicit visualization isn't requried of the reader. In the case of the musical, it would've been good to draw the characters in dramatic poses with musical notes accompanying their word balloons -- but, alas, you can't do that on Stripcreator. To try to skirt that limitation by saying "use your imagination" is like driving on a flat tire while pretending it's inflated. People just need to accept that there are some funny comic ideas that you can't do with the stripcreator comic engine.

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I disagree. If you want to make GOOD comics you can't ask that kind of stuff of your readers. It has to be funny in a vacuum.

And my metaphor was much better than yours.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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And my metaphor was much better than yours.

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My metaphor had lungs, teeth, and an entire excratory system.

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My metaphor have had sex with three ladies at the same time. Beat that.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Your metaphor might be having sex with three ladies at the same time, but only if they're dressed up as Disney characters. And your metaphor can't even get hard unless it's shat upon by my metaphor's exquisite excratory system.

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